 Boy to girl
Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bulao na kabhi mehfil jamayenge
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Haath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per stayfree ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya. (Thats Cheating)
One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash.
Lady cashier asked: (100) sow ke loge?
Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega
Sardar to Sardarni:
Lets try something different.
Do it in ears.
Sardarni: Hohji, main behri ho gayi to?
Sardar: Aaj tak goongi hui kya? |