shadenights

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl
says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay
ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to
mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman

Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals (

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of
thebank balance

Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya

4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness
aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega. gaurav

kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe

TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON
TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON
TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI
TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........

tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai.

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi Poonu

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to
vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de
jaaye. Gud Day.

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere
izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen
lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...!

Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar
ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre
Banana na Chor De..(

Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle

Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care
makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope
my simple SMS makes you smile!--.(

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil

EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA
HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR, PIYARA THAA TU
AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...(

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you

Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo Zaibo

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