Friends, here are a few of my favourite santa-banta Nok-Jhonk. Hope you will like it.
A lady asked Santa (Shopkeeper): LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied:
Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry
and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Pappu is Santa's son -
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.