 Biggest Funny SMS Collection....
Girl: Agar main kahu,mujhe tumse mohabbat hai,
meri bas yehi chahat hai,to kya kahoge?
Boy: Main tumse kahunga iss baat ko agar
tumhari saheli kehti,to accha hota...
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If u find whole of the world against you
& you r alone on one side
then wat will u do?
Very simple JUST TURN UR BACK & you'll become
the leader of the whole world..!
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Tawe par pada POPCORN uchalta kyun hai .....
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Khud baith ke dekh pata chal jayega..!
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Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....
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Pujari, Bhagwan Ganesh se:
"Bhagwan mujhe ek CAR de do"
Bhagwan ganesh: (thappar marte huye)
"Kambakhat mere paas khud chuha hai aur tujhe CAR chahiye"..
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