shadenights

Hum Tumehe Itna Yaad Karte Hain,jitna Ki Tum Humain Karte Ho.
Fark Sirf Itna He Ki Hum Yad Karke Sms Karte Hain ,tum Sms Padke Yaad Karte Ho.

Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
Blonde: Sorry ??
Javed Jafri: ekjactly...!

Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz,
with this the reds roze. Plz don’t u the rejects my parpoz b'coz
I don’t parpoz the ROZ ROZ!

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Dard-e-dil mey ghum ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab toh tanhai humse aksar milti hai.
Aapne band kiya jab se SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery kayi zyada chalti hai.

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