Originally Posted by RAJU

Thanks Maksa ! I had been busy in Birthday Celebrations / New Year Celebrations / and last 3-4 days was hooked up to websites arguing rights and wrongs in current Indo-Australian test series in Australia...... I can ignore anything but Cricket... so no wonder I was gone for long....

But I am back with some new ones -

Man: "Sardarji, where were you born?"
Sardarji: "Punjab."
Man: "Which part?"
Sardarji: "Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab."