A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says -
BE Student : "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
MBA Student : "I see millions of stars."
BE Student : "What does that tell you?"
The MBA student ponders for a minute.
MBA Student : "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
Then MBA student asked. "What does it tell you?"
BE Student : "Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".
