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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent ��

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De�
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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration
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What is the difference between wife & saali?Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,Saali is cool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:
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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
�Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.�
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli �Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti�
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Beggar : " oh sundari, andha hoon, sawa paanch rupya de de.."

Husband told his wife : De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mei yeh andha hai
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao