 sms at its best..!!
5 pathanon nay mil k aik texi li
15 Din hogaye
laikin kio sawaari nehe mili
Q?
Qn k 3 khan peechay or 2 khan aagay baith kar sawari dhoond rahay thay.
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Interviewer: Where r u born ???
Sardarji: Punjab
Interviewer : Which part?
Sardarji : Kya which part.. whole body was born in Punjab..
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Aik haathi aur chewnti ki LOVE MARRIAGE hoi.
Kuch din baad Haathi mar gaya
Chewnti boli : " Wah rii Kismat!!Chand din ki mohabat , ab sari umar qabar khodni paray gi"
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Bus chali , dhakka laga..
Aik sardar aik larki pe gir para
Larki boli:"Badtameez kiya kar rahe ho???"
Sardar bola : " Jee B.com kar raha hon.."
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aik chewenty ghar hathee ne apnay parents baijhay
rishtay ki baat karnay k liy
laiken
wahan se oon ko inkaar hao gaya
any body can tell y and what the parents of the AUNT told them the reason of not accepting the proposal
they said.............
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lrke k...................
daant..............
bahr hain....... 
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ENGLISH TEACHER. One beautiful girl is walking on the road. dear students now change this into exclamatory sentence.
The Boy (a student). OH my GOD..!! WHAT A PIECE... 
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Sardaar ko poori raat machairon nay bahot paraishaan kia
us ka dimaagh goomaa
sardaar nay zehar p lia
or bola!
"Ab kaato saalo sab k sab maro gay"
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Pathan, tEXi walay say:
market jana hay kitna lay ga?
texi wala: 100 rupay
pathan: hamaray pas 100 rupay ni hain
texi wala hir kitna day ga?
pathan: ham 30 rupay day ga
texi wala: 30 may kon lay jaye ga?
pathan: tum peechay baitho 30 main ham lay k jaye gaaa.. 
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PATI PATNI GHOOMNAY GAYE
RAASTAY MAIN GADHAA GHAAS KHA RAHA RAHA THAA
PATNI BOLI: WO DAIKHO TUMHAARA RISHTE DAAR GHAAS KHA RAHA HAY, NAMASTAY KARO!
PATI BOLA: NAMASTAY SASUR JEEEEEE!
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Is trah pehron tujay sochta rehta hun main...!
Meri her saans teray naam likhi ho jesay...!
Last edited by khangirl; 23rd July 2008 at 07:42 AM.
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