Tarzan

Bhalla :Ladies and Gentleman....Aaj Robert ka janamdin hai...aur is mauke pe Robert ne ek special drink banaya hai .........

Robert : Lekin Sir Aapne mujhe yeh nahin bataya ki aaja mera Birthday hai

Bhalla : Happy Birhtday Robert
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Bhalla : Yeh Zeher hai.........isse kisi bi piney ke cheez me milado... aadmi yeh pikey nila hokey peela ho jaata hai....

Robert : Phir kya hota hai sir?

Bhalla : Phir oh hamesha ke tarah maut ki neend so jata hai. Kefaiti aur asardar.






Jab dil par chot lagta hai to aasar seedhe dimaag par hota hai


Isliye main tere liye yeh laaya hoon
Gum kaa Saathi Rum !!

Parr iska adat mat daalna
Isse Liver kharaab ho jaata hai

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..