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Old 3rd May 2005, 04:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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yeh to liyaqat hai............!!
liyaqat...kaun liyaqat????
jiski CHIBDI mohalle mein gosht ki dukaan hai

iska matlab jahan kaichi chalti thi kacha kach ..........wahan kataka chalega kata kat kat.
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Old 3rd May 2005, 04:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Batameez...gustaak..gawar.....paaji......ullu..... ...namakool.......gadha........bewakoof

humari sakshiqaat poochta hai.....

miya damru batao inhe hum kaun hai........batao

yeh hai Nawab noorali nizamuddin barkatali urf bademiyan

aur yeh hai amirali aslilali asli urf choteymiyan

aur main hoon Damru Tehmoorlung Turk

itne saare naam baaki log kidhar hai?????

Shutup Raabert yeh inhi logon ke naam hai
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lo aur suno....bhala unke aadmi unse heere chinkar hume kaise de sakte hai....

robert bhalla kya tum aisi bewakufl ki harkat kar sakte ho ??

no never..........kabhi nahin...
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Teja: Kyun be...akele main kyun undar bulaya??
Ram Gopal: To Kya heero ke baare main kya tere jokers ke samne baat karta.......Maine tuhjhe heere dene ka phesla kar diya hain.
Teja: Main.....30 crores ke heere ka Maalik.....Main ab sharafat ki zindagi jeeunga bhaiyya......Mere Dil ke kone main chupaya hua ek sapna pura karonga......Main murgio ka farm kholunga.......Haazaro murgiyan, unke croredo unde, aur arabo omelletes.......
Aur Omlettes khane ke liye bread bhi mehin dunga.....main bakery bhi kholunga..........Bread ka Baadshah aur Omlette ka Raja.......BAJAJ......Humara Bajaj.....Dhishum...
Ram gopal: Mere Kamiya se farm kholege.....NONSENSE........Omlette Khane ke liye bread bhi dega.....Bakery kholega........Sala Pauwala......
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Aila.... Juhi Chaavala....

juhi:mein tumhe tan se aur mann say sweekar karti ho
aamir:mein tumhe tan se , mann say , aur DHAN say sweekar karta ho...

Aa Gale Lag Ja...



Deven Verma : abey o lalle...gale se chavaaniyan churata hai aur teli gali ka hero banta hai......fakirchand udharchand..

Jaisa bhi hun..Aap hi ke jaisa mahapurush hun..

jab aap sadak par chalenge...to log bolenge..wo dekho amar ka baap jaa raha hain wo dekho amar ka baap jaa raha hain
police bhi yahi kahegi...wo dekho amar ka baap jaa raha hai
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bolo nahi sunte raho
sote samay awaaz to nahi karte na paas main hi kabristan hai ,acomplaint nahi aani chahiye

raat ko 1 se 2 ke beeh nahane ka paani aata hai
aur suraj dhalne ke baad batti nahi jalana idhar...........

Abhay Amar Tu Kaisa Hai Re...........Main Theek First Class,Tu Kaisa Hai.tip top......Abhay Tuuuuuuuu
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bbbbba .... bolna kya tha chup kara...
unka ek ek sawal, mere do do jawab
sawal ek ... jawab do
sawal-jawab
sawal-jawab
sawal-jawab
chupppp

lambi khamoshi



Aapka plan hi galat hai

aapne baap ko kidnap karke beti se paisa maanga hai
aapko beti ko kidnap karke baap se paisa mangna chahiye tha

lagta hai kaccha khiladi hai




teja : maine pachas lakh manga tha, yeh log thaili mein kya la rahe hain
robert : sir, lakh - lakh ke pachas cheque hoyenga

Kaleja Thanda Ho Gaya Mera...


Bolo nahi, sunte raho


dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhaa
isme ek hi goli thi


a coupe froste de hair..........its the latest french cut u see
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Bey a Tarzan, ek to de..
Maine to tujhe itne saare dialogue udhaar diye the.. Usme se ek to mujhe likhne de..
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Uncle aa gaye uncle aa gaye.. Uncle uncle humne aapko hamari jaan pe khel ke bachaya hai..

Shabbash Shabbash..!!

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Barso se mera ek sapna tha.. "POULTARY FARM".. Mein un paiso se ek chota sa poultry farm kholunga.. POULTARY FARM, usme kai saari murgiyaan.. Uske croreodo ande.. Uski arboo OMLET.. OMLET ke liye Bread bhi mein hi banaunga.. Uske liye bakery bhi mein kholunga.. Bread ka BAADSHAH aur Omlet KA RAJJA.. HAMARA BAJAJ..

Sala Mere paiso se bakery kholega.. Sala PAAV WALA..

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GOVINDA inse milye, AMAR BABU.. Maine tumhe bataya tha na..

Oh..!! Accha accha, woh jisne kadam kadam pe tumhari madat ki thi.. Bade khoobsurat navjavan dikhte ho, filmo me kyu nahi kaam karte..

Woh darasal kya hai!! Ki mujhe bahut saare offers aaye hai, bade bade logo se.. Lekin mein abhi chun raha hu.. Dekh raha hu.. .. .. .. .. ..

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Out..!! Kahan na bahar jaav..

Bevakoof, gadhe tera baap..

Oh..!! Pitaji aayiye aayiye.. Pitaji aap mahan ho, pujya ho, antaryaami ho.. Balki aap purush hi nahi.. Mahapurush.. Mahapurush hai.. Mahapurush hai..

Hey Bhagwan aaj tune meri sun li..

Sun li, sun li pitaji.. Woh to 25 saal pehle hi sun li thi.. Aaj log keh raha hai, woh dekho AMAR ka baap ja raha hai.. Kal duniya kahegi, woh dekho Amar ka baap ja raha hai, woh dekho Amar ka baap ja raha hai, woh dekho Amar ka baap ja raha hai, woh dekho.. .. ..

Police bhi yahi kahegi.. Woh dekho Amar ka baap ja raha hai..??
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