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| | #22 (permalink) |
| Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005
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![]() | A maksa.. chori nahi ki apun ne.. apne haatho se likhela hai.. tere ko ek bhi dialogue nahi aata matlab dusre chori karte hai aisa..?? Yeh galat baat hai.. yeh galat baat hai..
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![]() | Raabert : Sir, yeh film waale hum logon ko itna buddhoo kyun dikhate hain Bhalla : Kyun ki woh hamari tarah smart nahin hote
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| | #25 (permalink) |
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![]() | Chale Raamu, Shyaana ban ke heere kahaan hai batade warna tera bhi mein game kar doonga... Meri jaan bhi chali jaaye to tujhe nahi bataaoonga.. Jaan chali gayi to tujhe poochhega hi kaun..eeennnn.....eennnnn.. ![]()
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![]() | kuch sunayi nahi diya.... zaroor smart boy kaha hOga... [phone out of order] tum tum nahin... tum woh ho... woh woh nahin... woh tum ho... main main nahin... mail kaun hoon...! budhoo... pehle sofa pe chadthi hai ooper se hukum chalathi hai... mere kamare ke paas ka kamara kali hain... sAmne ka chalega... woh tile pe milatha na is liye iska naam tilu rak dhiya...
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| | #27 (permalink) |
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![]() | dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhaa isme ek hi goli thi ![]()
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| | #28 (permalink) |
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![]() | Champion tha main football ka champion... Raveena ji, champion Are 1988 ka match bhi yaad hai mujhe jab maine Mohun Bagan ke liye lagataar 6 gol maare the... 8) 8) s chor ki aap to talaash thi usko main pakad ke laya hoon Iski bholi shakal par mat jaaiye, darasal yeh bahut ki kamina aur khatarnaak mujrim hai Ab aap ise andar kar dijiye Are... yeh aap idhar-idhar kya dekh rahe hain udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar dekhiye :wink: :wink:
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![]() | Robert : Sir, hamara naya plan............... Teja (Paresh) : Plaaan :? :? :? :? :? Robert calling Teja from a phone booth : Sir, hamne badi hoshiyaari se heere le liye After fininshing the call Bhalla : Kya kaha sir ne Robert : pata nahin pad very smart zaroor bole honge ladies and gentleman aaj ke shaam hamere naaaam....!!! TALIYAANN!!!! bade mamu let gaye waise tabiyat bhi meri kuch sust hai, main bhi zara let jaata hun humne aapko letane ka poora bandobast kar liya hai
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![]() | Bhalla :Ladies and Gentleman....Aaj Robert ka janamdin hai...aur is mauke pe Robert ne ek special drink banaya hai ......... Robert : Lekin Sir Aapne mujhe yeh nahin bataya ki aaja mera Birthday hai Bhalla : Happy Birhtday Robert ================================================== Bhalla : Yeh Zeher hai.........isse kisi bi piney ke cheez me milado... aadmi yeh pikey nila hokey peela ho jaata hai.... Robert : Phir kya hota hai sir? Bhalla : Phir oh hamesha ke tarah maut ki neend so jata hai. Kefaiti aur asardar. Jab dil par chot lagta hai to aasar seedhe dimaag par hota hai Isliye main tere liye yeh laaya hoon Gum kaa Saathi Rum !! Parr iska adat mat daalna Isse Liver kharaab ho jaata hai
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