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Old 30th April 2005, 04:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hi Guys Lets Dedicate this Thread for The greatest indian Comedy Movie Andaz Apna Apna
We will type the dialogues from the movie here..

So andaz apna apna friens Lets Yahoo !

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Amar aur Prem... Amar Prem
Pavitrya aur bhakti ras se bharpoor
Naam sunte hi mujhe andaaz aa gaya tha ki tum filmi aur awara kism ke ladke ho
But no, tum to nikamme aur nathalle bhi ho
And well, shakal se jahil aur murkh dikhte hi ho
And of course, apne aap ko awwal darje ke bevakoof saabit kar chuke jab ye soch kar aaye the meri betiyon ki shaadi ke liye main tumhe haan kar doonga...
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Old 30th April 2005, 04:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Aap karte kya hai?
Jee kuch nahin .mera matlab kuch karne ki zarorat nahin hai......baap ne bahut kamaya hai....baap ka bahut bada business hai
kis cheez ka business
Garments ka............hum garments export karte hai.........yahan kuch nahin aata.sub bahar jaata hai naam to suna hoga aaphe.......... "chaudhry n sons"
chaudhry n sons.........haan suna hai
suna hai?????
haan..kyonke aapke yahan jo kapda aata hai...woh humare factory se aata hai........Mehta & Group........bahut badi company hai.......bahut logon ko udhar dete hai.........subko.......... chaudhry n sons ......aapko ka bhi kuch udhar baki hai
dekhoonga dekhoonga......accounts dekhoonda
Mehta & Group.....................jab mera chaudhry n sons hi nahin hai..to uska Mehta & Group kaise ho sakta hai
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Sabbash mere Cheeteh.. Sabbash.. Ab aaya hai ooth pahaad ke niche..
Hilna nahi hilna nahi varna ek, ek ka hila ke rakh dunga..
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Sorry boss Galti se mistake ho gaya..
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Deven Varma To Aamir Khan:
Tu jab jab khush huva hai tab tab mein barbaad huva hu..

Pehli baar jab tu khush huva tha jab maine tujhe raam-bharose rocket la ke diya tya.. Tu ne rocket jaladiya, baajuwale gupta saahab ki dukaan jal gayi.. Aaj tak logo ke sir mund-mund ke paise bhare jaa raha hu..

Dusri baar jab tu khush huva tya, jab maine tujhe cycle la ke di thi.. Tu ne cycle chadhadi mere babuji ke per par.. Marte dum tak langade babu ke naam se jaane gaye..

Teesri baar tu jab khush tha, jab teri maami ke ghaagre ka naada.. .. .. ..

Aamir to Varma:
Bus bus pitaji.. Ab to mein woh karne ja raha hu jiske liye mera janam huva hai..
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Babu lal Wafadar...shaabash...
Meri dukan chhod ke apni khud ki dukaann laga di ?
nahi nahi maalik me to aapki hi dukaan chala raha hu...
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Pitaji App Purush Nahi Ho
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Maha Pursh Ho...Maha Purush
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RAveena ki maa....me aa raha hu....
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2 chai nai, 2 chai nai, 1 chai vaapas, 1 chai vaapas.. 2 dost 1 chai me se piyenge.. issse pyaar bhadta hai..

Dost hum aaj yeh chai nahi, pyar baat rahe hai.. Kal duniya apni dosti ki misaal degi.. AMAR-PREM..

Yeh galat baat hai, yeh galat baat hai.. Aisa nahi chalega, hamesha tu hi paisa dega.. Yeh galat baat hai.. Accha to tu kehta hai to nahi deta hu..
Nahi nahi tu itna force karta hai to de de.. Lekin agli baar mein dunga..
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yeh topi aapne kahan se lee?
switzerland.....mein waha aksar jaate rehtaa hoon mujhe waha ki shaam bahut pasand hai
yeh jacket apne kahan se liya..kahin yeh chowdhary n sons ka toh nahee hai?
nahi nahi yeh meine new york se kharida hai
new york! acha acha maine socha america seh liya hoga
sala mein bhi feku aur yeh bhi feku?
circus ka retired bandar lagta hai
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