A Thread Dedicated to the Super star "RAJNI KANTH"

[Tarzan]

I Want to Dedicate this thread to the Superstar of the World MR. Rajni Kanth...


The First Story is like this,,,

WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???

Here is the reason.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had
done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bulletpasses through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both
the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like
one
of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,
he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!

[Tarzan]

Read this story of Rajiniakanth's next movie.
Its incredible.
Nobody in this world had done such a role which he is doing.
Dont watch it on CD.

Following Chandramukhi’s great Failure , Rajinikanth's next movie will also
be a
Spectacular Blockbuster... (which the director claims has a
spectacular,
edge-of-the-seat, spine chilling, never seen before climax!)
Here is a story of Rajinikant's next movie Its named as
"Sun Mukhi". Rajinikant is a scientist in NASA.. (A very big set
designed for this by Thotta Dharani). When He was busy launching a satellite to
Pluto, his wife Jothika is about to deliver a baby and she wanted to
meet
him. But the launch process badly needed a person like our hero, and
there is no other option, senior scientist Sarath Babu asked him to stay back
till it gets launched. Our well committed hero successfully launched the
satellite, comes back in a horse to home, but his wife is dead. Mean time, other
scientists in NASA claimed that they have done that job and they didn't
recognize Rajinikanth. He resigns from there and comes back to india
with his family leading a peaceful life.... days gone...

Oneday, the scientists, to their surprise found that SUN is reaching
EARTH slowly and after sometime it may BURN the earth to ashes.. All the
scientists are worried how to save the EARTH.. Then they realize that only "THE HERO" (Rajinikanth) can do it...

They are visiting India,telling him the fact, and Rajinikant joins back
There to complete the mission of saving the EARTH..After a very big research,
Rajinikant is inventing an instrument. The instrument will deflect the
SUN from its path to EARTH, when it is shown to SUN in a specific angle
From some distance away.. All the scientist are very happy and appreciating
Rajinikanth. So finally Rajinikant is all set to go into the SPACE and
Save the earth.He and one other person (Vinu Chakravarthy, Who is a prisoner in
Vellore, Has been choosen by our hero because none other in US can do
That job) are travelling in an spacecraft towards the SUN. They moved out of
earth and in space they are reaching a point from where they can use
that instrument and make the SUN deflect away from earth.. Rajinikant is
coming out of the spacecraft and standing on the Wings of the space! craft. He
is taking out the instrument and showing it to the SUN..... oh!!!!!!!! The
instrument is not working... (you guessed it right!) The terrorists
deactivated it!!! All the
scientists are worried at the earth station....tension mounts
up..........
SUN is reaching the EARTH slowly............ Rajinikant is tensed as he
don't know how he is going to save the EARTH..........
Climax??
.
.
.
Rajinikanth floats towards the EARTH, puts one leg on earth, turns back,
kicks off the SUN with ultimate force.. and jumps back to the
spacecraft....
now the SUN is deflecting away from his path to EARTH!!!!!!!!!!! EARTH
SAVED... He shows both Indian and US flags his hand and the spacecraft
moves
back to earth!
The End!

[Maksa]

Yeh We all knows he is great actor....Indian James Bond

[Chakuda]

A tarzan.. tu mere jokes churata kyu hai..??