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Que : Why did Anil take a ladder to school ?
Ans : Because he heard it was a high school !!


Que : What is the longest word in English ?
Ans : 'SMILES' because there is a Mile in between !!


Que : What can you call a bull sleeping on the ground ?
Ans : Bulldozer !!!.


Que : What starts with a 'T', ends with a 'T' and has 'T' in it ?
Ans : A Teapot !!!


Que : What is always coming, but never arrives ?
Ans : Tomorrow !!


Que : Where does Friday, comes before Thursday ?
Ans : In the dictionary, of course !!


Que : What did the male telephone give to the female telephone on their engagement ?
Ans : A Ring !!!


Que : How did the father telephone order the son telephone to bring him nourishment ?
Ans : Bring !!! Bring !!!


Que : What did the father door bell say to teh son doorbell when he messed up something ?
Ans : You are a ding - dong !!!


Que : Which parts of the car causes most of the accidents ?
Ans : The nuts behind the wheel !!!


Que : What goes wrong when a horn doesn't work ?
Ans : It doesn't give a hoot !!!


Que : What's the similarity between a rubber factory and a speed driver ?
Ans : They both burn rubber !!!


Que : What's the similarity between an Antique car and a Rattle snake ?
Ans : They both Rattle !!!


Que : What has a head and a tail, but no legs or hands ?
Ans : A Coin !!!


Que : What's the common product of studying Algebra and banging your head ?
Ans : A headache !!!