Funny Questions With Smart Answers

**Bunny** · 15th April 2007, 10:41 AM

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand?"

**Maksa** · 21st April 2007, 12:39 PM

nice one but very old

**Bunny** · 23rd April 2007, 02:26 PM

Bhai saab old is forever gold

viya_18 · 15th May 2007, 12:02 AM

hey its a repost i think.... i remember i posted this b4...

_SK_ · 16th May 2007, 11:24 PM

oh great this was really gooddd

**Bunny** · 17th May 2007, 03:16 AM

thanks sobia

**drunk_tiger** · 27th May 2007, 06:56 PM

15th April 2007, 10:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,910	Funny Questions With Smart Answers GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand?" __________________

21st April 2007, 12:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,324	nice one but very old __________________

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Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,910	Bhai saab old is forever gold __________________

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viya_18 Friendly Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 23	hey its a repost i think.... i remember i posted this b4... __________________ Sweet Priya

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Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,910	thanks sobia __________________

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_SK_ Friendly Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 56	oh great this was really gooddd

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