women

**drunk_tiger** · 21st July 2007, 07:58 PM

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares??.. ...

5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
( BEST OF THE LOT ) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have
no intention of driving

Matera the Mad · 26th July 2007, 09:35 AM

Better stick with puppies, they don't care what airheads say

**Maksa** · 26th July 2007, 09:48 AM

really funny sunny

i agree with you but man can't be complete without women

one day you will also get married.

**drunk_tiger** · 26th July 2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maksa

really funny sunny

i agree with you but man can't be complete without women

one day you will also get married.

hehe bro u are true
everyone shud get married
but bro only guys are noty incomplete with out boys .
hmm u can see here
ladies are incomplete without gents

sarita123 · 16th October 2007, 02:05 PM

sunny u r too much yesto nahepa hai women lai. try to respect girls.

**drunk_tiger** · 16th October 2007, 02:08 PM

sorry saru dear sorry . tyo sab paila paila ko thiyo . aile tyesto chainama ..

**Maksa** · 16th October 2007, 03:38 PM

lol sunnya baba ko daat padi ha ha ha

**drunk_tiger** · 16th October 2007, 03:49 PM

hehe maksa bro mat haso
aapko bhi bhabijaan ki bahut daat padti hogi .
tab mein hasunga aap par
heheheh

NOORIE · 12th November 2007, 06:12 AM

"The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in a woman, it's boldness.”

“A happy woman is one who has no cares at all; a cheerful woman is one who has cares but doesn't let them get her down.”

**shadenights** · 12th November 2007, 03:16 PM

very funny sunny

21st July 2007, 07:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,353	women 1) What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. 4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares??.. ... 5) What did God say after he created woman? (This ones THE BEST) Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man 6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either. 7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? Answers: i) no mind ii) no business ( BEST OF THE LOT ) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving __________________

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Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: women Better stick with puppies, they don't care what airheads say

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