letter to sardar

**Bunny** · 28th September 2007, 05:10 PM

>"Pyare Puttar,
>
>I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm
writing
>this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live
>where,we did when you left home.
>
>Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles
from
>home,
>so we moved 20 miles.
>
>I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar,who stayed here
took
>the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have
to
>change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take
our
>earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
>
>This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated
right
>above the toilet I'm
>not sure it
>works too well.Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and
>haven't seen them since.
>
>The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first
>time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
>
>The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
little too
>heavy to send in
>the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them
in
>the
>pocket.
>
>Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
the
>grass at the cemetery.
>
>Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is
a
>girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
>
>Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to
>pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated
him
>and he burned for three days.
>
>Your
>best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his
>father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea
after
>he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave
for
>his father.
>
>There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Wanted to
>write longer but the envelope is already sealed. Live long bcoz time
is
>too
>short.
>
>Your dear mother
>
>Jaswanto"

**drunk_tiger** · 1st October 2007, 02:24 PM

haha pzi abse funniest leter hai yehn to .
hehe beta bhi confuse ho gaya hoga

**shadenights** · 6th October 2007, 01:55 PM

Ha ha funny............ lolz........

28th September 2007, 05:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,910	letter to sardar >"Pyare Puttar, > >I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing >this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live >where,we did when you left home. > >Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from >home, >so we moved 20 miles. > >I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar,who stayed here took >the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to >change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our >earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. > >This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right >above the toilet I'm >not sure it >works too well.Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and >haven't seen them since. > >The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first >time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. > >The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too >heavy to send in >the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in >the >pocket. > >Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the >grass at the cemetery. > >Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a >girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. > >Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to >pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him >and he burned for three days. > >Your >best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his >father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after >he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for >his father. > >There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Wanted to >write longer but the envelope is already sealed. Live long bcoz time is >too >short. > >Your dear mother > >Jaswanto" __________________ Last edited by Bunny; 3rd October 2007 at 12:46 AM.

1st October 2007, 02:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,353	Re: letter to sardar haha pzi abse funniest leter hai yehn to . hehe beta bhi confuse ho gaya hoga __________________

6th October 2007, 01:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
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