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Old 31st October 2007, 06:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Men and Women




~Some Interesting Facts~






A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want







A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.







A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.





To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.






Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.





Any married man should forget his mistakes.

No sense two people remembering the same thing





Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.






A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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Old 31st October 2007, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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