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Cigarette : A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with
fire at one end &
a fool on the other.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe , you know more
than you actually
do.

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day
internationals
are more popular than a five day test..

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree
and woman
gains her master.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eifel tower
says in midway
"See I am
not injured yet."

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO,
instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

College : A place where some pursue learning and
others learn pursuing.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the
notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the
minds of either".

Opportunists : One who starts having a bath when
he/she accidently
falls in a river ...

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number
present...

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody
beleives he got the biggest piece ..

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated
by
feminine water-power ..

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage .

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

Office : A place where you can relax after your
sternous home life.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling
you have never felt before.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections
and your
confidence after.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

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