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Old 23rd July 2008, 12:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Software Engineer used to spent time on chatting. Found a good female online for chatting, now he's feeling so good at least he got a good lady online. One day he's chatting with thy female -

S.E.: Hey........ (Good Morning).............. How's u doin today ?
Female: VGM...... Day's going good and it got better having found u on chat.
S.E.: Wow..... am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on chat
Female: Yep..... me too feel the same....b r b (be right back) 'll get some cofee
S.E.: OK


(S.E. waits impatiently. Meanwhile his manager suddenly came to his desk)

Manager: What's on............. I need some help buddy.
S.E.: [ $/&*$</ this guy always comes at wrong time] I'm discussing some problems with online client. Tell me sir what to do
Manager:Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
S.E.: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard. Is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening!
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Female appeared back)
Female: Hey.. dude... am back
S.E.: [Smiled... ] cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
S.E.: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
S.E. : sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now. ok?


Female: $*#&$@ THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE.
Female: NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ....!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW..... !!

S.E.:
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Old 23rd July 2008, 12:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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one of the best joke.... i cant stop laughing lolz.... +start and +rep

so guys who working in software company beware of chatting
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Old 23rd July 2008, 01:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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wow very nice joke...so people be careful with chatting
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lolzz man . i didnt found this joke before . its really amazing ..
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