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![]() ![]() | A Software Engineer used to spent time on chatting. Found a good female online for chatting, now he's feeling so good at least he got a good lady online. One day he's chatting with thy female - S.E.: Hey........ (Good Morning).............. How's u doin today ? ![]() Female: VGM...... Day's going good and it got better having found u on chat. S.E.: Wow..... am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on chat![]() Female: Yep..... me too feel the same....b r b (be right back) 'll get some cofee ![]() S.E.: OK ![]() (S.E. waits impatiently. Meanwhile his manager suddenly came to his desk) Manager: What's on ............. I need some help buddy.S.E.: [ $/&*$</ this guy always comes at wrong time] I'm discussing some problems with online client. Tell me sir what to doManager:Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening? ![]() S.E.: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard . Is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening!Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place](Female appeared back) Female: Hey.. dude... am back ![]() S.E.: [Smiled... ] cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@![]() Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!! S.E.: Yep, u rite!! Female: Hey, can u do me a favor ![]() ![]() S.E. : sure, why not. Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out ![]() Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now. ok? Female: $*#&$@ THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE.Female: NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ....!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW..... !!![]() S.E.: ![]() |
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| WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | lolzz man . i didnt found this joke before . its really amazing .. hahahah
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