!!::Y Did John Wright Quite "TEAM INDIA"::!!

Chakuda · 27th April 2005, 06:17 AM

Why Do You Think John Wright Quite "TEAM INDIA"..??
Here is the ANSWER..

Once John Wright called for an Indian Cricket Team Meeting;

All the kids were making lot of noise. Of course it would
be wrong to say that everyone was making noise. Sachin,
who was sitting on the first bench, was very quiet as
usual. Only 2 minutes were left for sir to arrive.

At sharp 9, John sir enters the class. Everyone take his
place.

"Good morning everybody", Sir said.

"Good morning Sir", everyone said. Every one except
Harbhajan. He was still learning English. "Sat Sri Akaal
Sirji". No need to tell who said this.

"Ok, today we are going to learn about team spirit", Sir
said. "What is timspi rit". Well, it was Harbhajan
again! Sir many times felt that he should have completed
his English classes before joining this course. In fact
some times he felt like joining Punjabi classes, so that
he could communicate with Bhaji!!

"Beta, it is not timspi rit. It is Team Spirit" he said,
trying to control his frustration.

"Ok boys, so let's learn something about team spirit.
Hey, Parthiv, how many times I have told you not to put
your thumb in your mouth. Now you are in big boys. So
act like a big kid. And how will you keep wickets if you
put your thumb in mouth"

Parthiv doesn't pay any attention.

"PARTHIV", Sir shouts.

"Parthiv, take the thumb out." Sachin says in his too
gentle voice. Parthiv immediately takes the thumb out and
says - "I will always listen to you. SachinDada, You are
my role model"

Sachin gives a TVS Victor smile.

"Grrrrrr.... I am the only DADA in this team! DO YOU
UNDERSTAND?" Sourav dada shouts from the last bench!

"Boys, don't fight. Today we are going to learn about
team spirit. Harbhajan! Why are you slapping Rahul?"

"Sir, he calls me 'Sardar'"

"But you are a Sardar, right?"

"Sir, but he says - I can bowl well only at 12 o'clock.
And since 12o'clock is lunch time, I will never bowl well"
- Bhaji said very angrily.

"Rahul, I always thought you were a quiet guy like
Sachin."

"But Sir, he calls me 'Tortoise' because I score slowly."

"But, they all call u Wall for your perfect defence,
right? And you should be proud of it" "I was sir. But
now I am not, because they sing a song - 'Rahul Dravid the
Wall, Can't hit a single ball'"

"Sourav, you are the captain of the side, you should make
sure that boys don't fight with each other."

"I tried, but they don't listen to me. Some of them still
listen to Sachin only." Sourav said dejectedly.

"Guys, no more fights. So we are going to learn about
team spirit. Team spirit is - playing for the team and
not for yourself. Can anyone give me one example of team
spirit?"

Everybody remained silent and as usual started looking
down. "Ok, Nehra, give me a good example of team spirit"

"Sir.. I don't know any. But I know a good example of
lack of team spirit"

"Ok, ok, tell me that."

"When Sourav comes near his hundred, he forgets the team's
requirement and plays slowly. That is a good example of
lack of tam spirit" The whole class laughs.

"Grrrr.... In next match Ajit will play in your place.
And you will be the water boy" Roars Sourav.

"This type of fighting is not good for our team. Anil,
you are a senior member of the side. You should take care
of the boys. ANIL!!! Why are you looking at the board,
look at me."

Some children say "Dhapanya, Dhapanya". Everyone laughs.

"Sir, I forgot my lenses today."

"So you should always keep your spects with you."

"But sir, then these people call me 'Dhapanya'. Now I
wear lenses, so I am not Dhapanya right?"

"Is it? Then why do you call me 'jaadya' even though I
have lost my weight" Said angry Dinesh Mongia.

Now Ajit joins the fight. " And you call me 'Diwali
Dasara' because I give too many runs"

Dinesh defends himself, "I said that because you called me
'Navajyot Singh Sidhhu' when I said something without
thinking."

"Enough of this!!" Said frustrated John Wright. "Guys, one thing we have learned today and that is - there is no team spirit in our side. By the way, no matter what happens, you should not call anyone 'Navajyot Singh Siddhu'. That hurts. Now we have learned what team spirit is not.

Let us now see what team spirit is?"

"Sir I have a shooting for TVS Victor" Sachin said.

"And I have to go for Coca Cola" - Said Sehwag.

"Hero Honda for me" Sourav.

"Jam jam Jammy " said Rahul.

One by one every one left the classroom.

Only sir and Parthiv Patel were left. Parthiv was waiting
for his mom to pick him up. He still has his thumb in his
mouth. Sir has anyway given up on this side. "Parthiv, I
am going to teacher's room. Don't go anywhere. Your mom
will come in few minutes. And don't forget to take your
water bag home."

Dejected sir went to the teachers' room, called the peon
and told him to bring a VRS form!!!

Tarzan · 29th April 2005, 03:59 AM

he he very funny chaku..

Chetan Verma · 29th April 2005, 04:10 AM

AA chakuda, ya kya phak phak karta ha ba... :!:

**Maksa** · 30th April 2005, 09:44 AM

Chakuda · 3rd May 2005, 02:58 AM

A small story:

A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are
engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the
application to fill, as well as when you will start.

The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email".

I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, which means
you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only
$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a
10 lbs. tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than two
hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three
times, and returned home with $60!.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late.

Thus, his money doubles or triples everyday. Shortly later, he bought a
cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles 5
years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.
The man replied: ' I don't have an email'.

The broker replied curiously, you don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!!

The man thought for a while, and replied: An office boy at Microsoft!

The moral of this story :

M1-Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2- Even if you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can still be a
millionaire.
M3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to be an
office boy, rather than a millionaire.

P.S.: Do not reply to this email, I am going out to sell Tomatoes!!!

**Maksa** · 3rd May 2005, 12:16 PM

how much for 1 kg. :twisted:

Chakuda · 7th May 2005, 03:10 AM

for u its free re..

27th April 2005, 06:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	!!::Y Did John Wright Quite "TEAM INDIA"::!! Why Do You Think John Wright Quite "TEAM INDIA"..?? Here is the ANSWER.. Once John Wright called for an Indian Cricket Team Meeting; All the kids were making lot of noise. Of course it would be wrong to say that everyone was making noise. Sachin, who was sitting on the first bench, was very quiet as usual. Only 2 minutes were left for sir to arrive. At sharp 9, John sir enters the class. Everyone take his place. "Good morning everybody", Sir said. "Good morning Sir", everyone said. Every one except Harbhajan. He was still learning English. "Sat Sri Akaal Sirji". No need to tell who said this. "Ok, today we are going to learn about team spirit", Sir said. "What is timspi rit". Well, it was Harbhajan again! Sir many times felt that he should have completed his English classes before joining this course. In fact some times he felt like joining Punjabi classes, so that he could communicate with Bhaji!! "Beta, it is not timspi rit. It is Team Spirit" he said, trying to control his frustration. "Ok boys, so let's learn something about team spirit. Hey, Parthiv, how many times I have told you not to put your thumb in your mouth. Now you are in big boys. So act like a big kid. And how will you keep wickets if you put your thumb in mouth" Parthiv doesn't pay any attention. "PARTHIV", Sir shouts. "Parthiv, take the thumb out." Sachin says in his too gentle voice. Parthiv immediately takes the thumb out and says - "I will always listen to you. SachinDada, You are my role model" Sachin gives a TVS Victor smile. "Grrrrrr.... I am the only DADA in this team! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Sourav dada shouts from the last bench! "Boys, don't fight. Today we are going to learn about team spirit. Harbhajan! Why are you slapping Rahul?" "Sir, he calls me 'Sardar'" "But you are a Sardar, right?" "Sir, but he says - I can bowl well only at 12 o'clock. And since 12o'clock is lunch time, I will never bowl well" - Bhaji said very angrily. "Rahul, I always thought you were a quiet guy like Sachin." "But Sir, he calls me 'Tortoise' because I score slowly." "But, they all call u Wall for your perfect defence, right? And you should be proud of it" "I was sir. But now I am not, because they sing a song - 'Rahul Dravid the Wall, Can't hit a single ball'" "Sourav, you are the captain of the side, you should make sure that boys don't fight with each other." "I tried, but they don't listen to me. Some of them still listen to Sachin only." Sourav said dejectedly. "Guys, no more fights. So we are going to learn about team spirit. Team spirit is - playing for the team and not for yourself. Can anyone give me one example of team spirit?" Everybody remained silent and as usual started looking down. "Ok, Nehra, give me a good example of team spirit" "Sir.. I don't know any. But I know a good example of lack of team spirit" "Ok, ok, tell me that." "When Sourav comes near his hundred, he forgets the team's requirement and plays slowly. That is a good example of lack of tam spirit" The whole class laughs. "Grrrr.... In next match Ajit will play in your place. And you will be the water boy" Roars Sourav. "This type of fighting is not good for our team. Anil, you are a senior member of the side. You should take care of the boys. ANIL!!! Why are you looking at the board, look at me." Some children say "Dhapanya, Dhapanya". Everyone laughs. "Sir, I forgot my lenses today." "So you should always keep your spects with you." "But sir, then these people call me 'Dhapanya'. Now I wear lenses, so I am not Dhapanya right?" "Is it? Then why do you call me 'jaadya' even though I have lost my weight" Said angry Dinesh Mongia. Now Ajit joins the fight. " And you call me 'Diwali Dasara' because I give too many runs" Dinesh defends himself, "I said that because you called me 'Navajyot Singh Sidhhu' when I said something without thinking." "Enough of this!!" Said frustrated John Wright. "Guys, one thing we have learned today and that is - there is no team spirit in our side. By the way, no matter what happens, you should not call anyone 'Navajyot Singh Siddhu'. That hurts. Now we have learned what team spirit is not. Let us now see what team spirit is?" "Sir I have a shooting for TVS Victor" Sachin said. "And I have to go for Coca Cola" - Said Sehwag. "Hero Honda for me" Sourav. "Jam jam Jammy " said Rahul. One by one every one left the classroom. Only sir and Parthiv Patel were left. Parthiv was waiting for his mom to pick him up. He still has his thumb in his mouth. Sir has anyway given up on this side. "Parthiv, I am going to teacher's room. Don't go anywhere. Your mom will come in few minutes. And don't forget to take your water bag home." Dejected sir went to the teachers' room, called the peon and told him to bring a VRS form!!! __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

29th April 2005, 03:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tarzan Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 152	!!::Y Did John Wright Quite "TEAM INDIA"::!! he he very funny chaku.. __________________ A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

29th April 2005, 04:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
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30th April 2005, 09:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
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3rd May 2005, 02:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	Microsoft and Tomotoes A small story: A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email". I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, which means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 lbs. tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60!. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubles or triples everyday. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: ' I don't have an email'. The broker replied curiously, you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!! The man thought for a while, and replied: An office boy at Microsoft! The moral of this story : M1-Internet is not the solution to your life. M2- Even if you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can still be a millionaire. M3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to be an office boy, rather than a millionaire. P.S.: Do not reply to this email, I am going out to sell Tomatoes!!! __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

3rd May 2005, 12:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
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