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30th April 2005, 10:34 AM
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 |  ganguli - Best Seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavilion in 2 minutes - News headline: Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up." - Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly. - Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian diminutive wicketkeeper. - Q: Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favourite movie? A: Gone in 60 seconds. - Railways keen on Ganguly: Atleast we'll be having someone who comes (back) before time. This will help us improve the image with the Indian public. - Q: Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami Stadium for the past few days? A: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the Pavilion. - Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat these days", said the Indian southpaw. |
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3rd May 2005, 09:17 AM
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| Few More on GANGULY::!! Read on, and whether you agree or disagree, laugh on! Q. What's Dada's favorite English movie? A. Gone in 60 Seconds Q.What’s Dada's favorite Hindi movie? A. Aa Aab laut chalen Q. What’s Dada's favorite song? A. Ek pal ka jeena, phir to hai jana Q. What’s Dada's favourite food? A. Maggie (is done by the time he’s back from the crease, bas 2 minutes!) Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to wear protection (helmet)?" A. "OTherwise, Two minutes of fun can ruin your life" Q. Dada teaching kids ABC... A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dismissed... Q. What is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings? A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds. Q. Easiest way to get Dada out? A. Just bowl to him — He will get out anyway. Q. How does Dada score a century in cricket? A. By bowling 10 overs, he will give away 100 runs. Q. Which is the best team in the world? A. India — plays with 10 people (Dada can’t bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes. Q. What should Dada do after retirement? A. Become catching coach, he offers the best catch practice in international cricket. Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his bat? A. He doesn't use it anyway. Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 minutes at the crease? A. Dada himself, if he can improve his running speed.
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4th May 2005, 01:54 AM
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| ganguli Phone call for Ganguly.. Ganguly's friend calls Ganguly and his wife attends the call at the Pavilion Friend: Could I talk to Ganguly? Wife:Oh Sorry, He has just gone to bat Friend:Okay,I don't mind staying on the line for two more minutes.
__________________  A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. |
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