How Can A Student Pass ??

Tarzan · 14th May 2005, 05:01 AM

It's not the fault of the school student if they fail, because the year has only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a dull student.

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can a student pass?"

Chakuda · 14th May 2005, 05:10 AM

tarzan.. how come u know everthing about school and holidays..?? I suppose that tum to 5vi kaksha me 5 baar fail huve ho..

Munnabhai MBBS · 14th May 2005, 09:59 PM

Thanks TARZAN yar Thanks atleast koi to MAKSA ki pogison samaj sakta he.

**Maksa** · 16th May 2005, 08:12 PM

lol i know it's very difficult to study....

niyan · 16th July 2007, 08:07 AM

yep thats true
for tudents counting all the days it will be hard to study

Matera the Mad · 16th July 2007, 08:29 AM

ROFL No wonder I had trouble in school!

**Maksa** · 16th July 2007, 09:27 AM

lol matera even i had great record in school

**drunk_tiger** · 18th July 2007, 08:15 PM

yeah every one has that s

niyan · 24th July 2007, 03:09 AM

no wonder i had a record too
thinking about what time break will come

14th May 2005, 05:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tarzan Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 152	How Can A Student Pass ?? It's not the fault of the school student if they fail, because the year has only 365 days. Typical academic year for a dull student. 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days. 10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can a student pass?" __________________ A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

14th May 2005, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	How Can A Student Pass ?? tarzan.. how come u know everthing about school and holidays..?? I suppose that tum to 5vi kaksha me 5 baar fail huve ho.. __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

14th May 2005, 09:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Munnabhai MBBS Friendly Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6	How Can A Student Pass ?? Thanks TARZAN yar Thanks atleast koi to MAKSA ki pogison samaj sakta he. __________________ World Institute of M.B.B.S. (H.O.D)

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Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,324	How Can A Student Pass ?? lol i know it's very difficult to study.... __________________

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niyan Friendly Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fiji Posts: 170	Re: How Can A Student Pass ?? yep thats true for tudents counting all the days it will be hard to study __________________ kahete hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho to puri qayenat use tumse mila degi to phir be strong and keep your hopes high

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Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: How Can A Student Pass ?? ROFL No wonder I had trouble in school!

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niyan Friendly Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fiji Posts: 170	Re: How Can A Student Pass ?? no wonder i had a record too thinking about what time break will come __________________ kahete hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho to puri qayenat use tumse mila degi to phir be strong and keep your hopes high

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