13 ways in which I am like my computer

Matera the Mad · 22nd June 2006, 09:00 AM

13 Ways in which I am like my computer:

1. I boot slow
2. I often lose data from my clipboard before I can save it
3. I'm likely to crash in the middle of the afternoon
4. Viruses are out to get me
5. Most of the time I'm not doing anything very useful
6. My OS is obsolete
7. I have a lot of useless information stored in me
8. The harder you push me, the slower you get it
9. I hate this @#&#%$#1& summer heat!
10. I get confused when I am given conflicting commands
11. Sometimes I don't make very much sense
12. I complain a lot
13. Stupid people are always telling me what to do

© 2002 Matera the Mad

**Maksa** · 11th July 2006, 09:28 AM

Matera it's really funny post.

Quote:

3. I'm likely to crash in the middle of the afternoon
1. I boot slow
12. I complain a lot

lol Keep posting more like this.... ha ha ha

Dude111 · 31st January 2008, 05:08 AM

Hehehe

22nd June 2006, 09:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	13 ways in which I am like my computer 13 Ways in which I am like my computer: 1. I boot slow 2. I often lose data from my clipboard before I can save it 3. I'm likely to crash in the middle of the afternoon 4. Viruses are out to get me 5. Most of the time I'm not doing anything very useful 6. My OS is obsolete 7. I have a lot of useless information stored in me 8. The harder you push me, the slower you get it 9. I hate this @#&#%$#1& summer heat! 10. I get confused when I am given conflicting commands 11. Sometimes I don't make very much sense 12. I complain a lot 13. Stupid people are always telling me what to do © 2002 Matera the Mad

31st January 2008, 05:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA Posts: 174	Re: 13 ways in which I am like my computer Hehehe

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