If the Titanic was made in India

**Maksa** · 24th July 2006, 10:31 AM

If the Titanic was made in India..

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course Singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, But the villian would die in the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a Lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC

Matera the Mad · 27th July 2006, 08:39 AM

If the Titanic was made by Microsoft...

1) The ocean would have to be upgraded before it would float in it at all.

2) It would only hold 1/4 as many people because most of the space in it would be filled with hidden files.

3) There would be an armada of ships frantically trying to catch up with it to deliver security updates and service packs.

4) By the time it got halfway across it would no longer be supported.

5) Bill Gates would be having fits about those horrible open-source icebergs.

**Maksa** · 27th July 2006, 09:25 AM

that is really funny matera. I m sure it's ur creation coz u r genius.

Matera the Mad · 28th July 2006, 07:32 AM

You guess right. But if I listen to you too much my hat won't fit

**Maksa** · 28th July 2006, 09:18 AM

lol btw read new jokes in our jokes section "Maria" is really funny

24th July 2006, 10:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,324	If the Titanic was made in India If the Titanic was made in India.. 1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course Singing in the rain 3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" 4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, But the villian would die in the first dip 5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a Lesson 6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees. And last but not least 7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC __________________

27th July 2006, 08:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: If the Titanic was made in India If the Titanic was made by Microsoft... 1) The ocean would have to be upgraded before it would float in it at all. 2) It would only hold 1/4 as many people because most of the space in it would be filled with hidden files. 3) There would be an armada of ships frantically trying to catch up with it to deliver security updates and service packs. 4) By the time it got halfway across it would no longer be supported. 5) Bill Gates would be having fits about those horrible open-source icebergs.

27th July 2006, 09:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,324	Re: If the Titanic was made in India that is really funny matera. I m sure it's ur creation coz u r genius. __________________

28th July 2006, 07:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: If the Titanic was made in India You guess right. But if I listen to you too much my hat won't fit

28th July 2006, 09:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,324	Re: If the Titanic was made in India lol btw read new jokes in our jokes section "Maria" is really funny __________________

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