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Old 27th July 2006, 12:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Lovers Program

/* Lovers Program */

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define CuteÂ* beautiful_ladyÂ* Â* Â*

main()
{
Â* Â* goto college;
Â* Â* scanf("100%",&ladies);
Â* Â*
Â* Â* if(lady ==Cute) line++;
Â* Â* while( !reply )
Â* Â* {
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* printf("I Love U");Â* Â*
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* scanf("100%",&reply);
Â* Â* }

Â* Â* if(reply == "GAALI")Â* Â* Â* Â*
Â* Â* Â* Â* main();Â* /* go back and repeat the process */
Â* Â* else if(reply ==Â* "SANDAL ")Â* Â* Â*
Â* Â* Â* Â* exit(1);Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*
Â* Â* else if(reply == "I Love U")Â* Â* Â*
Â* Â* {
Â* Â* Â* Â* lover =Cute ;Â* Â* Â* Â*
Â* Â* Â* Â* love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
Â* Â* }
Â* Â* goto restaurant;

Â* Â* restaurant:
Â* Â* {
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*food++;
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*smile++;
Â* Â* Â* Â* pay->money = lover->money;
Â* Â* Â* Â* return(college);
Â* Â* }

Â* Â* if(time==2.30)
Â* Â* goto cinema;

Â* Â* cinema:
Â* Â* {
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*watch++;
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*if(intermission)
Â* Â* Â* Â* {
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*coke++;
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*smoke++;
Â* Â* Â* Â* }
Â* Â* }

Â* Â* if(time ==6.00)
Â* Â* goto park;

Â* Â* park:
Â* Â* {
Â* Â* Â* for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* kiss = kiss+1;Â* Â*
Â* Â* }

Â* Â* free(lover);
Â* Â* return(home);

Â* Â* if(time ==9.30)
Â* Â* Â* Â*goto pub;

Â* Â* pub:
Â* Â* {
Â* Â* Â* Â*friends++;
Â* Â* Â* Â*party++;
Â* Â* Â* Â*booze++;Â* Â* Â* Â*
Â* Â* Â* Â*smoke++;Â* Â*

Â* Â* Â* Â*if(pub.close())Â* Â* Â*
Â* Â* Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*pay->bill;
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*come->out;
Â* Â* Â* Â*}
Â* Â* }

Â* Â*if (highly->intoxicated)
Â* Â* Â* Â* goto friendsroom;
Â* Â*else
Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â*sweetpan++;
Â* Â* Â* Â*polo++;
Â* Â* Â* Â*goto home;
Â* Â*}

Â* Â*friendsroom:
Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â*goto sleep;
Â* Â*}

Â* Â*home:
Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â*if(mom.shouts())
Â* Â* Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
Â* Â* Â* Â* say->reason;Â* Â*
Â* Â* Â* Â*}

Â* Â* Â* Â*if(dad.shouts())
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*shut->yourmouth;
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* call->lover;

Â* Â* Â* Â*if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
Â* Â* Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* hang++;
Â* Â* Â* Â*}
Â* Â* Â* Â*else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
Â* Â* Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â*for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*{
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*say->ILuvU;
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*}
Â* Â* Â* Â*}
Â* Â* Â* Â*goto sleep;
Â* Â* Â*}

Â* sleep:
Â* {
Â* Â* Â* Â**(dream)=love;Â* Â* Â*
Â* }
}
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