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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | /* Lovers Program */ #include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include<love.h> #define CuteÂ* beautiful_ladyÂ* Â* Â* main() { Â* Â* goto college; Â* Â* scanf("100%",&ladies); Â* Â* Â* Â* if(lady ==Cute) line++; Â* Â* while( !reply ) Â* Â* { Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* printf("I Love U");Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* scanf("100%",&reply); Â* Â* } Â* Â* if(reply == "GAALI")Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* main();Â* /* go back and repeat the process */ Â* Â* else if(reply ==Â* "SANDAL ")Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* exit(1);Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* else if(reply == "I Love U")Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* { Â* Â* Â* Â* lover =Cute ;Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); Â* Â* } Â* Â* goto restaurant; Â* Â* restaurant: Â* Â* { Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*food++; Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*smile++; Â* Â* Â* Â* pay->money = lover->money; Â* Â* Â* Â* return(college); Â* Â* } Â* Â* if(time==2.30) Â* Â* goto cinema; Â* Â* cinema: Â* Â* { Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*watch++; Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*if(intermission) Â* Â* Â* Â* { Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*coke++; Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*smoke++; Â* Â* Â* Â* } Â* Â* } Â* Â* if(time ==6.00) Â* Â* goto park; Â* Â* park: Â* Â* { Â* Â* Â* for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* kiss = kiss+1;Â* Â* Â* Â* } Â* Â* free(lover); Â* Â* return(home); Â* Â* if(time ==9.30) Â* Â* Â* Â*goto pub; Â* Â* pub: Â* Â* { Â* Â* Â* Â*friends++; Â* Â* Â* Â*party++; Â* Â* Â* Â*booze++;Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*smoke++;Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*if(pub.close())Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*pay->bill; Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*come->out; Â* Â* Â* Â*} Â* Â* } Â* Â*if (highly->intoxicated) Â* Â* Â* Â* goto friendsroom; Â* Â*else Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â*sweetpan++; Â* Â* Â* Â*polo++; Â* Â* Â* Â*goto home; Â* Â*} Â* Â*friendsroom: Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â*goto sleep; Â* Â*} Â* Â*home: Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â*if(mom.shouts()) Â* Â* Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday); Â* Â* Â* Â* say->reason;Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*} Â* Â* Â* Â*if(dad.shouts()) Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*shut->yourmouth; Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* call->lover; Â* Â* Â* Â*if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice)) Â* Â* Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* hang++; Â* Â* Â* Â*} Â* Â* Â* Â*else if(phone->voice==lover->voice) Â* Â* Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â*for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*{ Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*say->ILuvU; Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*} Â* Â* Â* Â*} Â* Â* Â* Â*goto sleep; Â* Â* Â*} Â* sleep: Â* { Â* Â* Â* Â**(dream)=love;Â* Â* Â* Â* } }
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