![]() |
| |||||||
| Notices |
| Fun (English Only) Do Your Have Something Really Funny - Then Post Here! (English Only) |
| Sponsored Links |
![]() |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
| | #1 (permalink) |
| Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA)
Posts: 4,382
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved". ![]()
__________________ |
| | |
| Sponsored Links |
![]() |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| 1000 Proverbs | shadenights | Quote & Thought Of The Day | 26 | 26th March 2008 05:29 PM |
| Good Morning SMS collections.......... | shadenights | Mix SMS | 3 | 12th January 2008 06:01 PM |
| Good night SMS...! | shadenights | Mix SMS | 5 | 29th November 2007 05:53 PM |
| You can't hurry good bread | Matera the Mad | Breads | 3 | 12th November 2007 08:32 AM |
| birth date | abeer | General | 11 | 8th October 2007 01:03 PM |