Mother-in-law

**Maksa** · 27th September 2006, 03:12 PM

Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a chair??"

The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."

At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law."
"Yes, I know... that's why I'm crying."

Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.

Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.

Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, "I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law." The other asked, "Did you put it to sleep?" "No, of course not," said the first, "I had its teeth sharpened."

My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street. "Oh, that's terrible" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."?

The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied,
"Yes, my mother-in-law."

Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, Damm! That clock has always been slow.

**NAzuk LAdki** · 4th August 2007, 03:54 AM

hahhah
lolzzzzzzz

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Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.

i like^^ this one the BEst..
its the Funniest one ..

**drunk_tiger** · 4th August 2007, 07:58 PM

hehehe bro kya hasaya yaar aapne .

**shadenights** · 6th October 2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Maksa

Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.

this lines i like it

very nice one

**Maksa** · 6th October 2007, 01:58 PM

thanks for comments friends

27th September 2006, 03:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,078	Mother-in-law Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a chair??" The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three." At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law." "Yes, I know... that's why I'm crying." Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law. Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles. Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, "I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law." The other asked, "Did you put it to sleep?" "No, of course not," said the first, "I had its teeth sharpened." My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street. "Oh, that's terrible" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."? The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law." Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, Damm! That clock has always been slow. __________________

4th August 2007, 07:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,210	Re: Mother-in-law hehehe bro kya hasaya yaar aapne . __________________ Q:What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u? OR The person whom u hurt, still trusts u? Think about that!

6th October 2007, 01:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,078	Re: Mother-in-law thanks for comments friends __________________

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