Munna Bhai MANTRI ban gaye!!!!!!!

**Bunny** · 3rd April 2007, 05:04 AM

Doston hal hi me Munna bhai ko sanskriti vibhag me mantri banaya gaya hai.Unhone jab Mahabharat serial dekha to unhone BR Chopra ji ko Lamba patra likha dala.Usaki ek copy munna bhai ne " MAKSA ZONE ke doston ke liye bheji hai.. SO.....Lutf uthaiye...

Government of India

Ministry of Human Resources Development

Department of Culture

Films Division

No./234/2007 New Delhi
Dt. 09.03.07

To:

Shri. B.R.Chopra,

Film Director,

Mumbai

Ref: Your letter dt. 2.12.90 ? financing of films by
Govt of India ? story submitted by you ?namely,
'Mahabharat' ? objections regarding

The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that
the Government has examined
your proposal for financing a film called
'Mahabharat'. The Very High Level Committee
constituted for this purpose has been in consultation
with the Human Rights Commission, National Commission
for Women and Labour Commission, in addition to
various Ministries and State Governments, and have formed
definitive opinions about the script.
Their observations are as below:

1.In the script submitted by you it was shown
that there were two sets of cousins, namely, the
Kauravas numbering hundred and the Pandavas numbering
five. The Ministry of Health and
Family Welfare has pointed out that these numbers are
high above the norm prescribed for the families by
them. It is pointed out that when the Government is
spending huge amounts for promoting family planning,
this will send wrong signals to the
public. Therefore, it is decided that there shall be
only three Kauravas and one Pandava.

2.The Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs has
raised an issue whether it is suitable to depict
kings and emperors in this democratic age. Therefore,
it is decided that the Kauravas shall be
depicted as Honorable Members of Parliament ( Rajya
Sabha) and the Pandava shall be depicted as a
Honorable Member of Parliament (Lok Sabha)

3.The manner of birth of Kauravas is suggestive
of human cloning, a technology banned in India. It
must be changed to normal birth.

4.The National Commission for Women has
objected that the father of
Pandavas, one Sri Pandu, is depicted as bigamous, and
there is only one wife for the Pandava in common.
However, with the reduction in number of Pandavas
this issue can be addressed.

5.The Commission for the Physically Challenged
has observed that the portrayal of the visually
impaired character 'Dhritharastra' shall not be
derogatory. Therefore it is decided that the
character shall not be shown as visually impaired.

6.It is felt that showing the Pandava and the
Kauravas as gamblers will be anti-social and counter
productive. Therefore, they should be shown to have
engaged in horse racing. (Hon. SC has held racing not
to be gambling)

7.The Pandavas were shown as working with the
King of Virat desh without receiving any salary,.
According to the Human Rights Commission, this amounts
to bonded labour. This must be corrected at once.

8.In the ensuing war, the character 'Abhimanyu'
was shown as fighting. The National Labour Commission
has observed that, war being a hazardous industry, and
the said character being 13 years old, it can be
construed as a case of child labour. This must be
removed.

9.The character 'Sri Krishna' is wearing a
peacock feather, an offence under the Wild Life Act.
This must not be depicted. Also, Smt Maneka Gandhi has
refused permission for using any elephants
or horses in the war scenes.

10.In pursuance of the Memorandum of Ministry of
Finance regarding austerity measures, it is informed
that in the battlefield sequences, only ten soldiers
will be allowed for each side.
Also, all the characters must be shown to have
obtained a valid license under the Arms Act.

You are therefore requested to modify the script
along the lines
indicated above and resubmit it to the undersigned at
the earliest.

Sd/-
Munna Bhai

**Maksa** · 3rd April 2007, 09:36 PM

han dosti munna bhai ka email ayatha yeh letter ke sath

thanks for sharing... really good stuff

**Bunny** · 4th April 2007, 04:24 AM

Thanks Dear .
Apun Ko Thoda Time Mangta Hai Aur Bhi Jhakas Jhakas Post Karega Apun .jra Circut Ko Ane Do

**Maksa** · 7th April 2007, 04:59 AM

sure dost...

ruksana · 29th April 2007, 02:33 PM

mast hai yaar dil khush ho gaya

3rd April 2007, 05:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,893	Munna Bhai MANTRI ban gaye!!!!!!! Doston hal hi me Munna bhai ko sanskriti vibhag me mantri banaya gaya hai.Unhone jab Mahabharat serial dekha to unhone BR Chopra ji ko Lamba patra likha dala.Usaki ek copy munna bhai ne " MAKSA ZONE ke doston ke liye bheji hai.. SO.....Lutf uthaiye... Government of India Ministry of Human Resources Development Department of Culture Films Division No./234/2007 New Delhi Dt. 09.03.07 To: Shri. B.R.Chopra, Film Director, Mumbai Ref: Your letter dt. 2.12.90 ? financing of films by Govt of India ? story submitted by you ?namely, 'Mahabharat' ? objections regarding The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that the Government has examined your proposal for financing a film called 'Mahabharat'. The Very High Level Committee constituted for this purpose has been in consultation with the Human Rights Commission, National Commission for Women and Labour Commission, in addition to various Ministries and State Governments, and have formed definitive opinions about the script. Their observations are as below: 1.In the script submitted by you it was shown that there were two sets of cousins, namely, the Kauravas numbering hundred and the Pandavas numbering five. The Ministry of Health and Family Welfare has pointed out that these numbers are high above the norm prescribed for the families by them. It is pointed out that when the Government is spending huge amounts for promoting family planning, this will send wrong signals to the public. Therefore, it is decided that there shall be only three Kauravas and one Pandava. 2.The Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs has raised an issue whether it is suitable to depict kings and emperors in this democratic age. Therefore, it is decided that the Kauravas shall be depicted as Honorable Members of Parliament ( Rajya Sabha) and the Pandava shall be depicted as a Honorable Member of Parliament (Lok Sabha) 3.The manner of birth of Kauravas is suggestive of human cloning, a technology banned in India. It must be changed to normal birth. 4.The National Commission for Women has objected that the father of Pandavas, one Sri Pandu, is depicted as bigamous, and there is only one wife for the Pandava in common. However, with the reduction in number of Pandavas this issue can be addressed. 5.The Commission for the Physically Challenged has observed that the portrayal of the visually impaired character 'Dhritharastra' shall not be derogatory. Therefore it is decided that the character shall not be shown as visually impaired. 6.It is felt that showing the Pandava and the Kauravas as gamblers will be anti-social and counter productive. Therefore, they should be shown to have engaged in horse racing. (Hon. SC has held racing not to be gambling) 7.The Pandavas were shown as working with the King of Virat desh without receiving any salary,. According to the Human Rights Commission, this amounts to bonded labour. This must be corrected at once. 8.In the ensuing war, the character 'Abhimanyu' was shown as fighting. The National Labour Commission has observed that, war being a hazardous industry, and the said character being 13 years old, it can be construed as a case of child labour. This must be removed. 9.The character 'Sri Krishna' is wearing a peacock feather, an offence under the Wild Life Act. This must not be depicted. Also, Smt Maneka Gandhi has refused permission for using any elephants or horses in the war scenes. 10.In pursuance of the Memorandum of Ministry of Finance regarding austerity measures, it is informed that in the battlefield sequences, only ten soldiers will be allowed for each side. Also, all the characters must be shown to have obtained a valid license under the Arms Act. You are therefore requested to modify the script along the lines indicated above and resubmit it to the undersigned at the earliest. Sd/- Munna Bhai

3rd April 2007, 09:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,190	han dosti munna bhai ka email ayatha yeh letter ke sath thanks for sharing... really good stuff __________________

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