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Old 4th August 2007, 08:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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mein is section me sab k liye ek ek joke likhne wala hu .
aaj kisi k liye to kal kisi aur k liye . hope u all will like it .



let me start frm maksa bro .

Maksa bro:-

ek baar meine maksa bhai ko kadak dhup mein baithe huwe dekha . to meine unke paas jakar kaha:are maksa bhai , itni kadak dhup mein kya kar rahe ho .?
maksa bhai :- kuch nahi . bas thoda sa pasina aa gaya tha .
dt:- to phir itni kadak dhup me kyun baithe ho ?
maksa bhai:- are yaar . pasina aane se gila ho gaya tha . bas wahi sukha raha tha .


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Old 4th August 2007, 08:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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armaan bro:-

ek baar mein armaan ka interview le raha tha .
dt:- are armaan aapke family back ground k bareme kuch to bataiye .
armaan:- kya batau sir . mera baap chor hai . maa bhi chor hi hai . bhai to ek number ka juwaadi hai . aur behan to puchna hi mat . baar me dance karti hai .

dt :- are yeh kya . tumhare ghar mein sabhi negative kaam karte hai . koi positive nahi hai kya .
armaan :- sir main hoon na . hiv positive .

hehehe are armaan angry mat hona . yeh sirf joke hai .
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Old 4th August 2007, 08:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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bunny bro :-

dt :- are bunny bro , aapke liye ek sher kehna chahata hoon .
bunny:- irsaad irsaad.
dt:- gadha bhi na khaye woh ghaas ho tum .
52 joker wale taash ho tum .


bunny :- are dt kya bol rahe ho yaar .
dt :- pehle sun to lijiye .
bunny:- thik hai . to bol .

dt :-gadha bhi na khaye woh ghaas ho tum .
52 joker wale taash ho tum .
idiot stupid bakwaas ho tum .
par jaise bhi ho mere dost .
bahut khaas aur jhakkas ho tum
bunny:- mashaaaalaaaah.
kya khub kaha hai aapne .
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okei uys aaj sirf itna hi . are ek hi din mein sab ka likhunga to section to ek hi baar mein khattam hoga . for others wait for other daiz .
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Old 5th August 2007, 03:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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very interesting thread. bahut garmi ho rahi hai +rep sunny sunny u always funny
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Old 5th August 2007, 03:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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very interesting thread. bahut garmi ho rahi hai +rep sunny sunny u always funny

hehe bro to dhuyp me jawo naa pasina sukhane k liye .
thnaks broda for ur rep.
thanks a lot .
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Kamsin Kali

ekbar miss kali raat ko bazaar me tehel rahi thi . achanak unko ek bada sachiz dikhai diya sadak pe .
andhera hone k karan woh kuch nahi dekh pai . isiliye woh thoda jhuki9 . par unhone kuch nahi dekha . .
unhone haat se thoda sa chakhgkar dkha to maalum pada ki woh to gobar hai .
tabhi miss kali boli"are yaar achaa huwa mujhe pehle hi pata chal gaya . warna mein to ispe apna pair dalne ja rahi thi
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Nazuk Ladki

ek din nazuk aur mein dod ghar ja rahe the .
nazuk daaru pike pura tunn thi .
jate jate humne dekha ek pig ko dekha .
to meine socha ki nazuk to nashe me hain. kyun na use bakra banau .
,to meine bola"are nazuk dekh to udhar . chuha(rat) kitna mota ho gaya hai .
phir nazuk boli "are bewakoof . tujhe itna bhi malum nahi hai . woh chuha nahi hain ."
maine socha "are yaar yeh to nashe mein bhi sab kuch achhi tarah se d4ekh sakti hai .
phir nazuk boli "woh to sala haatti sikud gaya hai
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ek din nazuk aur mein dod ghar ja rahe the .
nazuk daaru pike pura tunn thi .
jate jate humne dekha ek pig ko dekha .
to meine socha ki nazuk to nashe me hain. kyun na use bakra banau .
,to meine bola"are nazuk dekh to udhar . chuha(rat) kitna mota ho gaya hai .
phir nazuk boli "are bewakoof . tujhe itna bhi malum nahi hai . woh chuha nahi hain ."
maine socha "are yaar yeh to nashe mein bhi sab kuch achhi tarah se d4ekh sakti hai .
phir nazuk boli "woh to sala haatti sikud gaya hai
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hahhahah

damn this ish shoo funny..
lolzzz
tiger tum bhi na....
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lolz here for My Tiger and KAsmin


ahem ahem '

Drunk tiger proposed kasmin
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Kasmin said 'I'm 5 year elder to you'
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Drunk tiger said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you in 5 YEAR.
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And I walked right into a donut shop
And I picked up a donut and I wiped off the grease
And I handed the dude a five cent piece
WWWWEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL
He looked at the nickel and he looked back at me
And he said well mam you can plainly see
There's a hole in your nickle there's a hole right through

And I said YARGH! There's a hole in your donut, too ...♥

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