Wife wanted!!!!

brijeshjp · 26th October 2007, 08:15 PM

Wife Wanted

FISHERMAN

Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of the motorboat.

SALESMAN

Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelors around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

ECONOMIST

There is demand of a wife. Though supply is no problem, my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.

MATHEMATICIAN

Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.

IT CONSULTANT

Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the inclusion of a wife into the programming of my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.

BUSINESS MAN

Wife wanted for company.

POLITICIAN

I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society..... ......... ... (etc etc and never getting to the point)

CAR DEALER

Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition. Should not have a third party insurance.

FARMER

Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

LAWYER

I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly - a girl with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled. Apply in strictest confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on your part of any kind whatsoever.

PILOT

Wife required to fly through life together. Only level headed applicants need apply. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!

BANKER

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service for which no service charges would be payable.

ACCOUNTANT

Required a girl endowed with mind boggling assets + a good head for figures. remember BOTH conditions need be fulfilled. Tendency towards making unnecessary expenditure will prove to be a liability in the selection process. Her very nature should be one of generating as more income in my life as possible. She will be profited from the alliance with a nice personality [ME] and this relation will be to the credit of her family.

SHARABI

Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round that is only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can take me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.

BUILDER

Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up. Pillars of solid saftey and beams of understanding will be provided.

DOCTOR

I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness i am experiencing. She must be capable of injecting happiness in my life. She should not wrangle me in the vicious circle of multiple tests. However if she feels the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

ARMY COMMANDO

My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided.

RACE CAR DRIVER

A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace.

ASTRONAUT

I'm searching for a wife to fill the black hole my life has become. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world.

**shadenights** · 27th October 2007, 10:35 AM

cooooooool

amarjot · 27th October 2007, 11:48 AM

nice post brother.are u married if not than tell us what do u do as profession. lol.

NOORIE · 28th October 2007, 03:55 AM

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read.
You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife.

brijeshjp · 29th October 2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amarjot

nice post brother.are u married if not than tell us what do u do as profession. lol.

Dear Amarjot,

Yaar am still unmarried and am a student,,, so still no idea what type of wife i want....

26th October 2007, 08:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
brijeshjp Friendly Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Jaipur Posts: 55	Wife wanted!!!! *Wife Wanted* FISHERMAN Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of the motorboat. SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelors around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career! ECONOMIST There is demand of a wife. Though supply is no problem, my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest. MATHEMATICIAN Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit. IT CONSULTANT Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the inclusion of a wife into the programming of my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue. BUSINESS MAN Wife wanted for company. POLITICIAN I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society..... ......... ... (etc etc and never getting to the point) CAR DEALER Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition. Should not have a third party insurance. FARMER Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading. LAWYER I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly - a girl with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled. Apply in strictest confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on your part of any kind whatsoever. PILOT Wife required to fly through life together. Only level headed applicants need apply. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!! BANKER Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service for which no service charges would be payable. ACCOUNTANT Required a girl endowed with mind boggling assets + a good head for figures. remember BOTH conditions need be fulfilled. Tendency towards making unnecessary expenditure will prove to be a liability in the selection process. Her very nature should be one of generating as more income in my life as possible. She will be profited from the alliance with a nice personality [ME] and this relation will be to the credit of her family. SHARABI Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round that is only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can take me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample. BUILDER Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up. Pillars of solid saftey and beams of understanding will be provided. DOCTOR I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness i am experiencing. She must be capable of injecting happiness in my life. She should not wrangle me in the vicious circle of multiple tests. However if she feels the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me. ARMY COMMANDO My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided. RACE CAR DRIVER A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace. ASTRONAUT I'm searching for a wife to fill the black hole my life has become. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world.

27th October 2007, 10:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: Wife wanted!!!! cooooooool __________________

27th October 2007, 11:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
amarjot Friendly Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: canada Posts: 39	Re: Wife wanted!!!! nice post brother.are u married if not than tell us what do u do as profession. lol.

28th October 2007, 03:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
NOORIE Respected Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UNITED KINGDOM Posts: 749	Re: Wife wanted!!!! Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife.

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