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Old 27th March 2007, 02:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 28th March 2007, 11:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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jis hospital ke hum docter hai,
biwi wahan ki nurse hai,
kya ajeeb zulm sehna padta hai,
apni hi biwi ko SISTER kehna padta hai!!!!!!!
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after long time..darshani.... bahut acha ha ha ha

aur ek funny shayari here

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Aur tu itnee zaalim nikli, ki usese apna muh dhoya
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Kisi ko Kisi Ki Judaai Mar Gai
Kisi Ko Kisi Ki Tanahai mar Gai,
Ravana bhi bura aadami nahin tha logon,
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son: I start cleaning toilet.
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