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Old 9th February 2007, 03:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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agr koi ladka gals hostel me 1st time gaya to 100rs fine
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Mye jis ladki ki naam bhoolna
chahta tha uska naam yaad hi nahi
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phir sardar ne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,
kya tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ki INK khatam ho gai hai.
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Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
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