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Old 19th October 2007, 03:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Taxi driver : Papajee petrol khatam ho gaya hai.Gadi aage nahi ja sakti

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Old 19th October 2007, 03:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Koi tumhe bole "u r crazy.
dont be angry

Koi tumhe bole "u r stupid.
B cool

Lekin koi tumhe bole "u r smart.
Maar sale ko .......mazak ki bhi had hoti hai .........///
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Old 19th October 2007, 03:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny but true fact.......

agar aap bus pe chade

ya

bus aap pe chade


dono mein ticket aap hi ka KATEGA..............///
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Old 19th October 2007, 03:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Now a taste maker.....

Kissing a TOP.....
Holding at middle.....
Fire at bottom.......

Do u know the answer ??????






"CIGARETTE"

tum to galat hi sochoge......///
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Old 19th October 2007, 03:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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1 Pyari si surat
1 Masoom sa chehra
Thodi shararat
Thodi mohabbat
Thodi masti
Thoda maza
Jiski pyari hai har ek ada



"Thanks aap ne mere bare main padha"
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Old 19th October 2007, 03:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If u have any problem "Bindass tell me....
Ill help u,

If u dont have any problem "Bindass tell me.....
Ill create for u,

Akhir dost hote kis liye hai.........///
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Old 19th October 2007, 03:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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When i cry
No one sees my tears,

Wen m worried
no 1 sees my pain,

Wen m happy
no 1 sees my smile


BUT.......

Sala 1 ladki ke sath ghooma,

To sari duniya dekhti hai.........///
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Old 19th October 2007, 03:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Aapne dant bachane ke 3 tarike

1, subhe shaam brush karo,

2, choclate mat khao,

3, mujhse panga mat lena ,warna 1 bhi nahi bachega........///
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Old 19th October 2007, 03:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qaatil kaise sharma lete ho,

Bachpan se hi CARTOON ho ya surat hi aisi bana lete ho........///
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Mohabbat 1 se to bholapan hai,

2 se to awarapan hai,

3 se to diwanapan hai,

4 se to pagalpan hai,

Agar ginti na ruke to ................KAMINAPAN hai.....///
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