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**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:34 PM

Agar tumhare ghar k saamne koi ladki ho,
vo khoobsurat ho,vo tumeh passand karti ho,
tumeh ishaare karke bulati ho,
tum mat jaana,kyonki uske liye "Main Hoon Naa"

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:34 PM

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:34 PM

Suraj se acha sitara nahi koi,
jaisa hai rishta humara doosra nahi koi,
Chaahe saari duniya mein dhoond lo,
Mujhsa pyara aur aap sa awaara nahi koi!!

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:34 PM

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah khraabi lagegi,
Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to
har Sundar Ladki tumeh apni Bhabhi lagegi!

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:34 PM

Ashiqee k liye pair main ACTION ka boot chahiye,
badan par DIGJAM ka SUIT chahiye,
bas itna hi kaafi nahi dost,
dil k saath haddiya bhi majbut chahiye.

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:35 PM

Yu to hum hain brahmchari
jaha dekhi Nari,wahi aankh maari
pat gayi to humari,
nahi to fir banke bharamchari
Next ki karte hain tyaari

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:35 PM

Taarif k kaabil hum kaha,
charcha to aapki chalti hai,
Sab kuch hai aap k paas,
Bus 2 seeng aur 1 pooch ki kami khalti hai.

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:35 PM

pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo,
ki aadha piya or aadha chhod diya,
ye pyar hai pyar.. nahi hai koi vim baar,
jo thoda lagaya or bus ho gaya.

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:36 PM

shaam hoti hai dil udaas hota hai;
aise waqt teri yaad bahut aati hai;
jab bandar koi aas pass hota hai...

19th November 2007, 03:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) Agar tumhare ghar k saamne koi ladki ho, vo khoobsurat ho,vo tumeh passand karti ho, tumeh ishaare karke bulati ho, tum mat jaana,kyonki uske liye "Main Hoon Naa" __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) Suraj se acha sitara nahi koi, jaisa hai rishta humara doosra nahi koi, Chaahe saari duniya mein dhoond lo, Mujhsa pyara aur aap sa awaara nahi koi!! __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah khraabi lagegi, Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Sundar Ladki tumeh apni Bhabhi lagegi! __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) Ashiqee k liye pair main ACTION ka boot chahiye, badan par DIGJAM ka SUIT chahiye, bas itna hi kaafi nahi dost, dil k saath haddiya bhi majbut chahiye. __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) Yu to hum hain brahmchari jaha dekhi Nari,wahi aankh maari pat gayi to humari, nahi to fir banke bharamchari Next ki karte hain tyaari __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) Taarif k kaabil hum kaha, charcha to aapki chalti hai, Sab kuch hai aap k paas, Bus 2 seeng aur 1 pooch ki kami khalti hai. __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo, ki aadha piya or aadha chhod diya, ye pyar hai pyar.. nahi hai koi vim baar, jo thoda lagaya or bus ho gaya. __________________

19th November 2007, 03:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: funny sms :) shaam hoti hai dil udaas hota hai; aise waqt teri yaad bahut aati hai; jab bandar koi aas pass hota hai... __________________

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