funny sms :)

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:31 PM

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
kitni aassani se jaan le lo lete ho..
kissi ne sikhaaya hai ya bachpan se he kameene ho..........

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:31 PM

Agra ka Tajmahal,delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha
hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki,Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:32 PM

mana ki dosti ka safar lamba hai
kuch door aap chalo kuch door hum chale

...aage chal k rickshaw kar lenge

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:32 PM

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:32 PM

tujhe kya pata gum kise kahete hai?
arey tuje kya pata gum kise kehte hai?
arey tuje kya pata gum kise kehte hai?
tune to hamesha cellotape ka hi use kiya hai.

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:32 PM

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:33 PM

Apke sms ke Intazaar me humne peena
suru kiya ......
Itani pee... Itani Pee........
Itani Pee....... Itani pee.........
Ki bus Pee te hi rah gaye
"Kya kare Bada Pepsi Jo Hai,
Khatam Hi Nahi Hota,"
Hum Sozte Agar App Hote To Yeh Khatam
Ho Jati............

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:33 PM

E dost teri dosti k liye duniya chhod denge,
teri taraf aaye tufan ko mod denge,
lekin tune jo saath chhoda,
kasam se teri haddiya tod denge!

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:33 PM

Har Phool ke Ajab Kahani Hai
Chup Rahna Pyaar ke nishani hai !
Kahin koi Jakhm nahi fir bhi
kyun Dard ka Eahsas hai !
Lagta hai Dil Ka Ek Tukda
Aaj bhi Aapke Pass Hai....!!

**shadenights** · 19th November 2007, 03:33 PM

palko pe apni bithaya hai tujhe,
badi duaon k baad paya hai tujhe..
aasani se nahi mile ho tum,
international ZOO se churaya hai tujhe!

19th November 2007, 03:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	funny sms :) Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho kitni aassani se jaan le lo lete ho.. kissi ne sikhaaya hai ya bachpan se he kameene ho.......... __________________

19th November 2007, 03:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) Agra ka Tajmahal,delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasam khuda ki,Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) mana ki dosti ka safar lamba hai kuch door aap chalo kuch door hum chale ...aage chal k rickshaw kar lenge __________________

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho. Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho __________________

19th November 2007, 03:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) tujhe kya pata gum kise kahete hai? arey tuje kya pata gum kise kehte hai? arey tuje kya pata gum kise kehte hai? tune to hamesha cellotape ka hi use kiya hai. __________________

19th November 2007, 03:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) Internet par ladki pataayi Internet par ho gayi sagaayi Internet par divorce ho gaya Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya __________________

19th November 2007, 03:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) Apke sms ke Intazaar me humne peena suru kiya ...... Itani pee... Itani Pee........ Itani Pee....... Itani pee......... Ki bus Pee te hi rah gaye "Kya kare Bada Pepsi Jo Hai, Khatam Hi Nahi Hota," Hum Sozte Agar App Hote To Yeh Khatam Ho Jati............ __________________

19th November 2007, 03:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) E dost teri dosti k liye duniya chhod denge, teri taraf aaye tufan ko mod denge, lekin tune jo saath chhoda, kasam se teri haddiya tod denge! __________________

19th November 2007, 03:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) Har Phool ke Ajab Kahani Hai Chup Rahna Pyaar ke nishani hai ! Kahin koi Jakhm nahi fir bhi kyun Dard ka Eahsas hai ! Lagta hai Dil Ka Ek Tukda Aaj bhi Aapke Pass Hai....!! __________________

19th November 2007, 03:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,527	Re: funny sms :) palko pe apni bithaya hai tujhe, badi duaon k baad paya hai tujhe.. aasani se nahi mile ho tum, international ZOO se churaya hai tujhe! __________________

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