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Old 25th January 2008, 10:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience started clapping..
Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS...
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience started clapping..
Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS...
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