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3rd December 2007, 09:59 PM
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| Friendly Member  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston
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 |  LIPTON di chah Friends, here are a few of my favourite santa-banta Nok-Jhonk. Hope you will like it. A lady asked Santa (Shopkeeper): LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied:  Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...- - - - - Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.  Santa got angry  and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.- - - - - - - Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.- - - - - - - Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. - - - - - - - Pappu is Santa's son - Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
__________________ Aai Shama, Tujhpe Raat Ye Bhaari Hai Jis Tarah Maine Tamaam Umra Gujaari Hai Iss Tarah |
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5th December 2007, 08:52 PM
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|  Re: LIPTON di chah Thanks Noorie ! Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
__________________ Aai Shama, Tujhpe Raat Ye Bhaari Hai Jis Tarah Maine Tamaam Umra Gujaari Hai Iss Tarah |
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10th January 2008, 03:37 AM
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| Re: LIPTON di chah Thanks Maksa ! I had been busy in Birthday Celebrations / New Year Celebrations / and last 3-4 days was hooked up to websites arguing rights and wrongs in current Indo-Australian test series in Australia...... I can ignore anything but Cricket... so no wonder I was gone for long.... But I am back with some new ones - Man: "Sardarji, where were you born?" Sardarji: "Punjab." Man: "Which part?" Sardarji: "Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab."
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10th January 2008, 03:45 AM
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| Re: LIPTON di chah And another one... Santa: "I am a proud Sardar, my son is in medical college." Banta: "Really? What is he studying?" Santa: "He is not studying, oye, they are studying him."
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10th January 2008, 08:43 AM
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 | Re: LIPTON di chah Quote:
 even i got upset when i heard about bhaaji...wah great collection 
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17th January 2008, 09:36 PM
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| Re: LIPTON di chah tHANKS !! Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ... Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai... Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai... Isliye apko Kutta katega *** not meant to harm anyone ***
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