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18th December 2007, 01:10 PM
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  |  Biggest Funny SMS Collection.... Girl: Agar main kahu,mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, meri bas yehi chahat hai,to kya kahoge? Boy: Main tumse kahunga iss baat ko agar tumhari saheli kehti,to accha hota... ************************************************** *** If u find whole of the world against you & you r alone on one side then wat will u do? Very simple JUST TURN UR BACK & you'll become the leader of the whole world..! ************************************************** *** Tawe par pada POPCORN uchalta kyun hai ..... ? ?? ??? Khud baith ke dekh pata chal jayega..! ************************************************** *** Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, Jisko roj ek sms karna pade, Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum.... ************************************************** *** Pujari, Bhagwan Ganesh se: "Bhagwan mujhe ek CAR de do" Bhagwan ganesh: (thappar marte huye) "Kambakhat mere paas khud chuha hai aur tujhe CAR chahiye".. Reply With Quote
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18th December 2007, 01:12 PM
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| Re: Biggest Funny SMS Collection.... Hum Tumehe Itna Yaad Karte Hain,jitna Ki Tum Humain Karte Ho. Fark Sirf Itna He Ki Hum Yad Karke Sms Karte Hain ,tum Sms Padke Yaad Karte Ho. Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...? Blonde: Sorry ?? Javed Jafri: ekjactly...! Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this the reds roze. Plz don’t u the rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz the ROZ ROZ! Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. Dard-e-dil mey ghum ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab toh tanhai humse aksar milti hai. Aapne band kiya jab se SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery kayi zyada chalti hai.
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18th December 2007, 01:13 PM
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| Re: Biggest Funny SMS Collection.... Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rehte hai jo nigaho se door, Sare wahi Question compulsory hote hai... 1 dulhe ne shaadi ke pahle apni saas se poocha - aapke city mein famous kya hai ? enjoyment ke liye ? Saas:usi se tumhari shaadi honewali hai beta...
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18th December 2007, 01:13 PM
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| Re: Biggest Funny SMS Collection.... If Reliance Launches A Dyper What Will Be The Slogan??? "karlo Susu Chadi Mein" Dhirubahi Ka Sapna... Har Bachche Ke Kachche Mein Dyper Apna Apna
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