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6th May 2008, 03:32 PM
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| WickEd SuNNy  Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal
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  |  dt's collection of sms. ***SEASON DHAMAKA*** Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins. Aaj . . . Raat . . . Theek . . . 12 . . . Baje . . . ke . . . baad . . . 1 bejega!! Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO" Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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6th May 2008, 03:34 PM
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| WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal
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| Re: dt's collection of sms. I always think about U. I can't live without U. I really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. . . . Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep E-Eat X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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6th May 2008, 03:38 PM
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| WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal
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| Re: dt's collection of sms. Roses 4 u-Rs.10 Cards 4 u-Rs.25 Movie 4 u-Rs.99 Lunch 4 u-Rs.250 but a friend like u - PRICELESS! Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR". What does true friendship mean 2 me? U cry & Icry, Ur sad n' I'm sad, Ur laughing n' I'm laughing, U jump out of the window..... I LOOK DOWN! AND LAUGHING AGAIN The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words....... ........i La PunCture Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai.. ==PAISA Jo mushkil se mile... ===KHUSHI Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile... ? ? ? ?APUN KA sms Ansu tere nikle... to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke... to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane... to mehnat meri ho !!!
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6th May 2008, 03:39 PM
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| WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal
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| Re: dt's collection of sms. 1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u. u & me laughing, u & me crying, u & me dreaming, u & me holding on, u & me... ..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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6th November 2008, 03:21 AM
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| Re: dt's collection of sms. Yeah these are really great ones ... just keep posting. I will save them and fwd this one to my friends ... specially this one. He recently got married Ansu tere nikle... to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke... to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane... to mehnat meri ho !!! |
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17th November 2008, 11:56 AM
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| Re: dt's collection of sms. Men are like a snowstorm… you never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last. Last edited by Maksa; 26th November 2008 at 12:25 PM. |
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19th November 2008, 11:57 PM
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| Friendly Member  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: toronto...canada
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| Re: dt's collection of sms. Quote:
__________________ Nahin Kuchh Bhi Muhabbat Ke Siwa Ab Yaad Aata Hai Tumhaari Justjoo Ne Ab Kisi Layaq Nahin Chhoda | |
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