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Old 6th May 2008, 03:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.


Aaj
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Raat
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Theek
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12
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Baje
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baad
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1 bejega!!




Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"


Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Old 6th May 2008, 03:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai




SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u



When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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Old 6th May 2008, 03:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u - PRICELESS!

Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".



What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN! AND LAUGHING AGAIN



The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......

........i La PunCture



Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai..
==PAISA

Jo mushkil se mile...
===KHUSHI

Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...


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?APUN KA sms



Ansu tere nikle... to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke... to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane... to mehnat meri ho !!!
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1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me...
..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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