Can You Read Me? - Page 5

**shadenights** · 29th March 2008, 02:03 PM

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

**shadenights** · 29th March 2008, 02:03 PM

Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
""Boo!"" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

**shadenights** · 29th March 2008, 02:04 PM

Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.

**shadenights** · 29th March 2008, 02:04 PM

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

**drunk_tiger** · 29th March 2008, 04:01 PM

hooohohohohoho
these are confusing...
hgaha lolzzz

**shadenights** · 29th March 2008, 06:04 PM

Read all its nice sunny

**NAzuk LAdki** · 7th April 2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

Lol! indeed these are confusinG!
my invisable monkey team is lost!.
i read mostly all of them.=]
but when i finish i am like " Say what"
Ha ! ha! my mind is all twisted now.
lol Nice nice! Intresting.!
thank you D3ar shadenights for taking your sweet time, and sharing these with us.!

29th March 2008, 02:03 PM	#41 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,548	Re: Can You Read Me? How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel? __________________

29th March 2008, 02:03 PM	#42 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,548	Re: Can You Read Me? Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball. With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall But so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball ""Boo!"" cried Bobby Bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles. __________________

29th March 2008, 02:04 PM	#43 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,548	Re: Can You Read Me? Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood. __________________

29th March 2008, 02:04 PM	#44 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,548	Re: Can You Read Me? Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not? __________________

29th March 2008, 04:01 PM	#45 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,393	Re: Can You Read Me? hooohohohohoho these are confusing... hgaha lolzzz __________________

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