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Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the defeat of George Bush? "
God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.

Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan.."
God replies: " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.

Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state. " Hearing this, God starts crying. Laaloo is astounded and asks: " God, why are you crying ? "
God replies: " Son, I will not see it in my lifetime"


Now some of the best collection here enjoy!!!

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What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?
La loo

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Extract of laloo prasads thank u speech in English to all his guests at the conclusion of his daughters wedding festivites: "I THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING, FROM BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND ALSO FROM MY WIFE'S BOTTOM".

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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "85Kgs" and moved on...

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Laloos family planning policy. "DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo Replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo Decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears in front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption!! 'Laloo, third from left!'

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