Awesome Joke

**Maksa** · 19th December 2006, 03:33 PM

One day, three consultants, one from Banker, one from Infosys and one from Airliner, went out for a walk.

They were old buddies from College, and they were together for a college reunion...

For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and passed a monkey. Being in the same business and from the same college, there was a little bit of a peer competition going on between them - they couldn't resist testing themselves against each other.- especially the Infosys guy.

He said to the others: "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?
" Why not, said the other two.
The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".
By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first turn.

Being a pure logical strategist, the Infoscion tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical consultant, the Banker guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...
Now, comes the Airliner guy... Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him.

The other two were astonished.

How did this Airliner guy manage to beat them? No way were they going to accept defeat so easily.
So the Banker guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.

The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Banker guy made sad gestures, and they failed again...

Then, the Airliner guy whispered something into the monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting the Airliner ER's shoulder!
The other two just could not believe their eyes!

So the Infoscion said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".

And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.

The Banker guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still no go.

So... Here comes Airliner guy, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!

The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.

"Well", said the Airliner.
"The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for Airliner.
The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid after worked so hard...so it started crying.
And then I told that I was here for recruitment!!!

19th December 2006, 03:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Awesome Joke One day, three consultants, one from Banker, one from Infosys and one from Airliner, went out for a walk. They were old buddies from College, and they were together for a college reunion... For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and passed a monkey. Being in the same business and from the same college, there was a little bit of a peer competition going on between them - they couldn't resist testing themselves against each other.- especially the Infosys guy. He said to the others: "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves? " Why not, said the other two. The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first turn. Being a pure logical strategist, the Infoscion tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more practical consultant, the Banker guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes the Airliner guy... Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him. The other two were astonished. How did this Airliner guy manage to beat them? No way were they going to accept defeat so easily. So the Banker guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Banker guy made sad gestures, and they failed again... Then, the Airliner guy whispered something into the monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting the Airliner ER's shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the Infoscion said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run". And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was. The Banker guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still no go. So... Here comes Airliner guy, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death! The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him. "Well", said the Airliner. "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for Airliner. The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid after worked so hard...so it started crying. And then I told that I was here for recruitment!!! __________________

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