Leave letter jokes...

viya_18 · 24th February 2007, 03:42 PM

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in
Various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another oneBEST)

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

How is it?

PRIYA

Sohno · 26th February 2007, 08:29 PM

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

thats amzing

lovemate · 26th February 2007, 09:19 PM

priya you are really, sorry yours qoutes .... very funny.

**Maksa** · 27th February 2007, 05:32 PM

beautiful thread priya

Quote:

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

that's really funny lolz

24th February 2007, 03:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
viya_18 Friendly Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 23	Leave letter jokes... This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in Various places of India ... 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." 3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows : "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." 10. Another oneBEST) "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." 11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 12. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." 13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. How is it? PRIYA __________________ Sweet Priya

26th February 2007, 09:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
lovemate Friendly Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: gujart Posts: 21	priya you are really, sorry yours qoutes .... very funny. __________________ Pyar Ka Sathi

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Sohno Friendly Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In my Home Posts: 15	12. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." thats amzing

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