Jokes Of Mr. Bean

**Maksa** · 16th March 2007, 08:53 PM

1) BRAIN TUMOR :

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL :

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

tearsofblood · 6th April 2007, 05:21 AM

rly fnnyi give u a

for being so great

**Maksa** · 7th April 2007, 04:48 AM

thanks for comments

ruksana · 28th April 2007, 02:01 PM

Arrey Yaar how can u do all such things,Gr8 Maksa

**Maksa** · 28th April 2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ruksana

Arrey Yaar how can u do all such things,Gr8 Maksa

all hardwork to keep this site going. btw thanks for your comments.

**Bunny** · 28th April 2007, 06:43 PM

hooooooooooooooo
maksa ko cat ne gira diya

**Maksa** · 28th April 2007, 08:25 PM

lol bunny

Paki Hawks · 3rd September 2007, 02:12 AM

lol
lovely man
i luv mr. bean
i gotta watch his new movie that came out
mr. bean's holiday

**NAzuk LAdki** · 7th September 2007, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
the pix r shoo funny
and also the writing..!!
made me laugh shoo much..
lolzzz

very nish..
thansh fro sharin Mashka..!!

@ kazim..
lolz yea he ish funny
oo i watched thta movie like half..
then i stoped watching...
lolz the part i watch is sooo funny lolzz

**drunk_tiger** · 7th September 2007, 02:00 PM

yeah that movie is really mind blowing

16th March 2007, 08:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,047	Jokes Of Mr. Bean 1) BRAIN TUMOR : Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! 2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL : Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! 4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks ()! 5) MARRIAGE: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. 7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Bean(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! 8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. 9) SPELLING LESSON: Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,893	hooooooooooooooo maksa ko cat ne gira diya __________________

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Paki Hawks Friendly Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 105	Re: Jokes Of Mr. Bean lol lovely man i luv mr. bean i gotta watch his new movie that came out mr. bean's holiday __________________ Mot Se Dar Nahi Lagta Mujh Ko Sirf Tujh Se Judaa Honey Ka Dar Hai

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drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,207	Re: Jokes Of Mr. Bean yeah that movie is really mind blowing __________________ Q:What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u? OR The person whom u hurt, still trusts u? Think about that!

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