LICENSE TO STEAL (Idiot Jokes) - Page 3

**Bunny** · 26th April 2007, 04:51 AM

A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer. Alone on the rear of his aluminum bass boat with his buddies, this individual stood up, spread his arms wide and shouted: "HERE I AM LORD, LET ME HAVE IT!" Needless to say, God delivered. The other two passengers on the boat survived the lightning strike with minor burns.

**Bunny** · 26th April 2007, 04:53 AM

A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but there's a twist here that makes him a candidate. It seems he and a friend were playing catch with a rattlesnake. The friend (a future Darwin Awards candidate himself) was hospitalized.

**Bunny** · 26th April 2007, 04:54 AM

Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless. You see, there was a gentleman from Korea who was killed by his cell phone ... more or less. He was doing the usual "walking and talking" when he walked into a tree and managed to somehow break his neck. Keep that in mind the next time you decide to drive and dial at the same time.

**Bunny** · 26th April 2007, 04:55 AM

In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition -- lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked.

Witnesses later described the scene of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician that was suspected of causing the explosion had never been thought of as "bright" by his peers.

**Maksa** · 28th April 2007, 08:28 PM

wow so many idiot jokes

thanks for sharing bunny

**Bunny** · 30th April 2007, 07:07 PM

Thanks for ur reply maksa

tearsofblood · 12th May 2007, 01:17 PM

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**Bunny** · 13th May 2007, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by tearsofblood

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what was that?

Paki Hawks · 1st September 2007, 06:57 PM

wow so many funnny jokes...
i didnt read alll but i read some
i have to go now thats y
but i will read them alll
ty for sharing
pretty funnny

26th April 2007, 04:51 AM	#21 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,893	Don't Ask God To Prove Himself, He Just Might A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer. Alone on the rear of his aluminum bass boat with his buddies, this individual stood up, spread his arms wide and shouted: "HERE I AM LORD, LET ME HAVE IT!" Needless to say, God delivered. The other two passengers on the boat survived the lightning strike with minor burns. __________________

26th April 2007, 04:53 AM	#22 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,893	The Boys Of Summer A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but there's a twist here that makes him a candidate. It seems he and a friend were playing catch with a rattlesnake. The friend (a future Darwin Awards candidate himself) was hospitalized. __________________

26th April 2007, 04:54 AM	#23 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,893	They Say Those Things Will Kill You Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless. You see, there was a gentleman from Korea who was killed by his cell phone ... more or less. He was doing the usual "walking and talking" when he walked into a tree and managed to somehow break his neck. Keep that in mind the next time you decide to drive and dial at the same time. __________________

26th April 2007, 04:55 AM	#24 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,893	Got A Light? In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition -- lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the scene of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician that was suspected of causing the explosion had never been thought of as "bright" by his peers. __________________

28th April 2007, 08:28 PM	#25 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,150	wow so many idiot jokes thanks for sharing bunny __________________

30th April 2007, 07:07 PM	#26 (permalink)
Bunny Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,893	Thanks for ur reply maksa __________________

12th May 2007, 01:17 PM	#27 (permalink)
tearsofblood Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 22	O_________________O __________________ To live, would be an awfully big adventure, but To die, would also be an awfully big adventure

1st September 2007, 06:57 PM	#29 (permalink)
Paki Hawks Friendly Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 105	Re: LICENSE TO STEAL (Idiot Jokes) wow so many funnny jokes... i didnt read alll but i read some i have to go now thats y but i will read them alll ty for sharing pretty funnny __________________ Mot Se Dar Nahi Lagta Mujh Ko Sirf Tujh Se Judaa Honey Ka Dar Hai

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