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Old 6th October 2007, 04:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Ultimate Machine

A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way.....

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound

If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR. . . '

Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......

Bengali :- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. .'

Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. .'

Madrasi:-'No no,I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR. . .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. .'.

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRR R.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRR RR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRR RR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRR RR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRR RR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRR RR ...
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