Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad

**shadenights** · 25th October 2007, 02:35 PM

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad:

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always

speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take

bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says Hey instead of Hi

Says Yogurt instead of Curd

Says Cab instead of Taxi

Says Candy instead of Chocolate

Says Cookie instead of Biscuit

Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway

Says got to go instead of Have to go

Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says

Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on

complaining about it every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),

and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as

possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45

times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk

packet.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),

repeats Zee several times, if the other person

unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching

traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian

Road** Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if

he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers

of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,

even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India ,

tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When

was in US...

HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????

**drunk_tiger** · 27th October 2007, 12:44 PM

haha i dunt knwoa b it but ts interesting

sarita123 · 6th November 2007, 04:43 PM

hheheh so funny

**shadenights** · 7th November 2007, 10:45 AM

thanks sunny and saritha

25th October 2007, 02:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad: 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. 19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says Hey instead of Hi Says Yogurt instead of Curd Says Cab instead of Taxi Says Candy instead of Chocolate Says Cookie instead of Biscuit Says Free Way instead of Highway Says got to go instead of Have to go Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four) 16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out. 15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs) 14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times). 13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet. 12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee. 11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!! 10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. 9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag. 8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff. 7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of Normal Coke. 6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. 5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule. 4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. 3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival. 2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. Ultimate one 1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When was in US... HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN??????? __________________

27th October 2007, 12:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad haha i dunt knwoa b it but ts interesting __________________

6th November 2007, 04:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
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7th November 2007, 10:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Re: Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad thanks sunny and saritha __________________

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